G-unit's definitions

howard dean

The biggest nutcase/screwball to run for President in recorded history.

WE'RE GOING TO

CALIFORNIA
AND TEXAS
AND NEW YORK
AND SOUTH DAKOTA
AND OREGON
AND WASHINGTON
AND CANADA
AND BRAZIL
AND EUROPE
AND ANTARCTICA
AND THE SAHARA DESERT
AND HELL

AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C. TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE!!! YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHH!


Welcome to the living hell which is Election Year 2004. Enjoy your stay.

by G-Unit January 21, 2004

jimmy legs

term for a spasming of ones legs or other body appendages in bed which occur beyond a person's control.

i had jimmy legs after drinking too much the night before

by G-unit December 15, 2003

30 foot law

Be careful when checking girls out from over 30 feet

Dangerous act of calling a 'hot ass bitch' from over 30 feet away because she could be fucking gross as hell

17 yr old guy: Dude check out that ass over there
Friend: man thats my 13 year old brothers girlfriend.
Other Friend: Shit R. Kelly keep it in your pants

by G-Unit December 4, 2003

pimpette

a girl pimp

that bitch over there is a pimpette

by G-UNIT November 21, 2003

one-hit wonder

can only tap that ass once. and your actually good at it. and that's the only time.

i slept with this guy twice, but he was a one-hit wonder

by G-Unit September 28, 2003

bratwurst

A German sausage

A derogatory term, usually with reference to the penis.

get your bratwurst out of my can, silly.

Hinnerk (who happens to be German) rather enjoys a juicy bratwust at supper time.

- "Hinnerk??" - "YEEEEESSSS???" - "you are such a damn bratwurst" - "SPOOME"

by g-unit July 2, 2003

popurt

the same thing as your wanger

Sunny K has a popurt the size of a twig.
His popurt is very microscopic.

by G-Unit May 5, 2003