G-diddy's definitions

moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

brettford

A blond kid who goes to Vanderbilt. Had a kick-ass xanga... but it died. To this date, a competent yet undistinguished SuperSmashBrothers player. Often seen in conjunction with the mysterious Turner Batty.

Brettford - (archaic), the unquestioned source for all things political, taboo, and relating to BVN.

Oh I see Turner, but where's Brettford? Maybe he's hinding behind him.

Hey man... if you go to BVN, you should check out Brettford Archaic. It's the unquestioned source for all things political and taboo. And something else.

by G-diddy April 17, 2005

PZhang

PZhang, a medium-quality Asian rapper. Rumored to excel at ultimate frisbee. Has PWNed and been PWNed many times in both SuperSmashBrothers and SuperSmashBrothers Melee. Jumps like a brother.

PZhang: verb. To PZhang - to give an awkward gift, such as a talking Neopet. To PZhang - to make love publicly to said Neopet, but still retain dignity.

Damn, PZhang can jump!

What the hell? Did you just give your mother a condom-dispenser? Why the hell would you PZhang her?

by G-diddy April 17, 2005

shitdick

the guy everyone knows that will fuck anyone, anywhere. also known as a hound, or manslut.

Woody is such a shitdick, have you seen his girlfriend? she is a butta-face.

by G-Diddy May 13, 2005

little man in the boat

a woman's clitoris, otherwise known as the moan button

Remember, when performing oral sex on your girlfriend, make sure to isolate the little man in the boat.

by G-Diddy April 20, 2005

moan button

a slang term for a woman's clitoris, aka little man in the boat

I had to get ear muffs before I pressed her moan button, cause she's a screamer.

by G-Diddy April 20, 2005

changing on the fly

Hide in the closet, and have your friend start having doggy sex with a chick with her facing away from the closet. Sneak out and switch with your friend. Extra points if you switch back.

Nate was boning this chick, then we changed on the fly and she didn't even notice.

by G-Diddy April 20, 2005