brettford 

A blond kid who goes to Vanderbilt. Had a kick-ass xanga... but it died. To this date, a competent yet undistinguished SuperSmashBrothers player. Often seen in conjunction with the mysterious Turner Batty.

Brettford - (archaic), the unquestioned source for all things political, taboo, and relating to BVN.

Oh I see Turner, but where's Brettford? Maybe he's hinding behind him.

Hey man... if you go to BVN, you should check out Brettford Archaic. It's the unquestioned source for all things political and taboo. And something else.

brettford by G-diddy April 17, 2005

brewford 

Goofy, a lame and a nobody

Look at this fucking brewford

brewford by Mrtaz1991 November 27, 2015

Brantford 

A city in south Ontario full of rednecks. It’s poor, ghetto, and dangerous everywhere. Gunshots sound like a fireworks show and you aren’t even safe during the day. Don’t go here ever!

A Brantford fireworks show is just semi-auto rifles in the distance

Brantford by Crazycar3 November 10, 2021

Brantford 

Basically imagine all of the characters from King of the Hill and Trailer Park Boys lived in a town of 100,000 in Southern Ontario. Property values are low for a reason.

Often known as a ghost town with a high crime rate and lots of racism. Luckily, University students and Natives from Six Nations with some real culture have been moving to the city, making the city far less bland and revitalizing the downtown area.

Neighbourhoods: West Brant, Holmedale, East Ward, Brier Park/Fairview, Ava Heights, Eagle Place, Echo Place, Brentwood Park, Terrace Hill.

“I went to Brantford last week, why would anyone sane decide to move there? Honestly there is nothing this place has to offer anyone.”

Brantford by Genericone April 28, 2019

Brantford 

A city full of fuck bois and girls that turn their backs on you every second and everyone does pot behind gretezky

Brantford sucks

Brantford by youreahoelol May 20, 2020

Brantford 

A small city in southern Ontario of around 100,000 people - with a large portion being druggies and drunks. Has one of the highest per capita crime rates in Canada and compatible to similar sized US cities. Has some nice neighborhoods, but the low life's and bag chasers spill into these neighbourhoods too sadly.

It's a great place to live if you like being robbed or want to become a junkie.

The whole place just has a depressingly toxic vibe.

Hey, let's goto Brantford and grab some meth/fetty. You won't even need to spend money. Drugs are pretty much blowing in the wind.

Brantford by zenob28 December 2, 2020

Brantford 

The coolest town in all of Canada. A place where you can learn to play guitar, go to the library, and buy crystal meth all on one street. The people are rude, the down town is a hole, and the high schools are breeding grounds for sluts. There's only one bookstore and the mall is shit. There are more Tim Hortons than gas stations. The kids are selfish brats, and you can get mugged walking your dog. More people smoke pot here than in Amsterdam. There are five high schools-no one counts tolgate-which are Assumption, BCI, North Park, PJ, and St. John's.

The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.

Person One: Give me your money.

Person Two: Are you from Brantford?

Person One: How did you know?

Person Two: Because you're jumping me....and you're a vodka obsessed crystal meth loving ford planter slut.

Person One: You are correct. Good day.

Brantford by MistakeMeForASucker June 5, 2009