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Definitions by G-Union 2

Simon Dean 

(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)
Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.
Simon Dean by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Publicity Stunt 

(N.) Something concocted by Commericalism jerks in order to sell or promote a big project in secrecy. PS'es pull at your heart right before they dig their fists into it and yank it out of you as you watch with your last, dying breath. (Remeber the 80's: Incredible FlyMan? No? Well then, good!) DON'T fall for Publicity Stunts!
(Examples)
Bennifer
Bennifer II: The Garner Experiment
Dee Jay
Publicity Whore
Christy Hemme
Lingerie Bowl
Jennifer Aniston
Wardrobe Malfunction
Jelly Bracelets
Poopa Chalupa
Chicken Sandwich World Championship: TC VS Spicy
Publicity Stunt by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004
(N.) Slang term from the early ninties that means "Yeah, Boyee!"
BooYah! by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Shorties Watchin' Shorties 

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.
author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.
Internet Stories or "Fan-Created works of Fiction" that are posted all up over the internet and usually done by Hardcore Fans on TV Shows before or after they get pulled off the airwaves.
When a show gets canceled in May 2004 by an already lame network, you can bet there will be a Fan Fic of the series by September.
FanFics by G-Union 2 October 28, 2004

Clusterfuck 

A large group of chaotic and unorganized people (Usually the Paparazzi at a Red Carpet Premiere) that are all pushing and shoving to get the same thing. (In the Paparazzi scenario, the perfect Shot)
I was walking down the Boulevard the otherday and saw a large Clusterfuck trying to get a picture of Andy Dick.
Clusterfuck by G-Union 2 September 13, 2004

Crap Factory

(N.) A Springfield Elamentary School slang term for "Stomach."
Nelson punched Bart in the stomach because he called his "Gut" his "Tummy", when he was supposed to say "Crap Factory".
Crap Factory by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004