moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by G-Diddy June 23, 2003
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choda swipe

A term used mostly in locker rooms. To accomplish this maneuver, rub two fingers thoroughly on your choda, then wipe your fingers just under someone's nose. Sometimes results in vomiting, and running away quickly is strongly advised after completing the swipe.
Dude, I haven't showered today, and I just gave Joe a choda swipe.
by G-Diddy March 22, 2005
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