G Money's definitions

Offroad

The act of driving off of a paved road, often causing expensive damage to the vehicle.

We went offroading at the ranch, and got a flat tire.

by G Money January 28, 2003

mooch

a guy who goes to your wedding and doesn't give you a gift and/or a guy who keeps all the money from an NCAA pool

That mooch screwed me out of a wedding gift

by g money August 8, 2003

crawling

to roll through a hood layed back with the tunes pumpin.

We wuz crawlin on 24's las night in the Benz.

by G Money July 15, 2003

cyberpimp

One who aspires to be a pimp, but can never be the real thing. He/she are frequently seen online at chat rooms/forums/personal ads/dating sites boasting how cool/"da bomb"/pimp-ish-alish they are. They are really a cybergeek or geekette and whould never qualify for true pimp-dom. They give the proper "pimp" a bad name

"Check out my screen name, YO...."pimpN8EZ"........"I been hittin da skinz all over the net, YO"....."These cyber bitches are easier than a fi dolla ho"

by G Money May 7, 2005

Jalapeno Bagel

A person of Puerto Rican and Jewish descent.

Kelly Greenberg is a spicy little Jalapeno Bagel.

by G Money July 2, 2004

beaner

1. Term of endearment used between two Hispanics

2. Term used by non-Hispanics to stereotype hispanics who they consider to be illegal aliens.

3. What happens when a person appearing to be white is discovered to be Mexican...ie "beanered out"

1. "Hey Beaner get your ass over here and help me jump my car"

2. "Those Beaners in front of Home Depot scare me Mildred,are you sure they can lay our tile?"

3. "Guess what honey, I found out Lynda Carter and Ted Williams were both Mexican. They've been "beanered out"."

by G Money April 14, 2006

shoot in the head

To terminate from employment, fire.

"Joe wasn't making sales calls,or making his sales numbers,so I had to shoot him in the head"

by G Money December 23, 2003