Funky Monkey's definitions

infomercial

Something you watch in the wee hours in the morning when you've had too much coffee and stale Timbits to know any better.

Wife: *calls from upstairs* Honey are you still watching those electric ab belt infomercials?
Husband: grrrrrmmmmmmmmmphhhh *drools*

by FuNkY mOnKeY October 15, 2003

gulling

when you watch a couple having sex and your outside a window and then you ejaculate on the window so it looks like sea gull shit

i gave mindy and paul a good gulling on their window the other day

by funky monkey November 6, 2014

seagulling

when you have sex with a girl on the beach and you take your dick out, put it in the sand and put it back in as it makes her screech or scream like a seagull.

Sandra really didn't like are evening last night on the beach as i gave her a painful seagulling.

by funky monkey November 6, 2014

pogo

Jumping up and down, like a pogo stick, to any suckage music to try to make it better.

Sara and I pogoed to Avril Levigne at the SnowBall dance in an attempt to make it all the less horrible.

by Funky Monkey December 18, 2004

dodgeball

A sport that hurts if you are smacked in the head with the titular dodgeball.

<Person> *is smacked in head* Ow!

by FuNkY mOnKeY October 20, 2003

mEEnK

A word said when one is on a major sugar blast.

*races around room* mEEnK mEEnK mEEnK mEEnK mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnK!!!!!!

by FuNkY mOnKeY November 17, 2003