twue wuv

It's like true love but more childlike/babylike to emphasize the level of affection with a significant other. Emphasis on wuv.

Me: I love my GF, she's the best.
Friend: twue wuv.

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" November 16, 2023

bargain day at the supermarket

What Saitama desperately doesn't want to miss. Only occurs on Saturdays

Saitama: That means, today is BARGAIN DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET!!!!!
*kills carnage kabuto*
Also saitama: I SCREWED UP!!!!

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" April 06, 2024

shivambhu

drinking the golden nectar that originates from one's body

- a wingnut term used by people who think that modern medicine is all big pharma shilling.

shivambhu is the nectar of life.

ex:
idiot: hey did you know drinking piss makes you immune to covid?
dr: cries

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" August 18, 2023

french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 01, 2024

Yusuf Dikeç

2024 Olympic silver medalist who became viral for wearing a t-shirt, no specialized lenses, simple earplugs, and fired a pistol with one hand tucked in his pocket.

South Korea: *sends a fully kitted out player for the Olympic shooting event*
Yusuf Dikeç: *no lenses, eye cover, or ear protection, wears only a t-shirt and casually gets silver*

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" August 01, 2024

emissary from hell

The first lines spoken by Supaidaman when he confronts Amazoness and Professor Monster. The most badass introduction ever.

Amazoness: "Who are you?"
Supaidaman: "An emissary from hell, Supaidaman!"
also Supaidaman: "Change, Leopardon!"

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" September 27, 2023

afaik

Acronym for "As Far as I Know". It's used as an abbreviation for the 280-character tweet when you want to save space.

Friend: How did you do on the MCAT?

Me: I'd be lucky if I got a 499, afaik.

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 09, 2020