Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY"'s definitions

emissary from hell

The first lines spoken by Supaidaman when he confronts Amazoness and Professor Monster. The most badass introduction ever.

Amazoness: "Who are you?"
Supaidaman: "An emissary from hell, Supaidaman!"
also Supaidaman: "Change, Leopardon!"

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" September 27, 2023

twue wuv

It's like true love but more childlike/babylike to emphasize the level of affection with a significant other. Emphasis on wuv.

Me: I love my GF, she's the best.
Friend: twue wuv.

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" November 16, 2023

french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

shivambhu

drinking the golden nectar that originates from one's body

- a wingnut term used by people who think that modern medicine is all big pharma shilling.

shivambhu is the nectar of life.

ex:
idiot: hey did you know drinking piss makes you immune to covid?
dr: cries

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" August 18, 2023

bargain day at the supermarket

What Saitama desperately doesn't want to miss. Only occurs on Saturdays

Saitama: That means, today is BARGAIN DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET!!!!!
*kills carnage kabuto*
Also saitama: I SCREWED UP!!!!

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" April 6, 2024

afaik

Acronym for "As Far as I Know". It's used as an abbreviation for the 280-character tweet when you want to save space.

Friend: How did you do on the MCAT?

Me: I'd be lucky if I got a 499, afaik.

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 9, 2020

Funky Kong

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.

Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020