Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Funkjr85

Uncastrated

Any male, living creature, whose testicles remain intact.

i am an uncastrated male.

by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019

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discombobuloriented

when your baseline theory, general thought process orientation, is discombobulated, on average.

If it weren't for my daily planner, my discombobuloriented mind would leave every project half started/half finished.

by Funkjr85 November 27, 2023

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Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.

Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.

Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!

by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019

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conclumptions

when a person combines all of their assumptions and presumptions without any evidence or education in to one conglomerate, of sorts, conclusion.

He was at wit's end, distraught, thinking he had murdered his own mother, when he discovered, after communicating with his level headed, sane girlfriend, (who's heart is bigger than the sun for putting up with this degenerate) that his conclumptions were nothing more, than a figment of his hysteria.

by Funkjr85 November 2, 2023

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