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A Scotistan is an area in Scotland where a lot of people living there are Muslims. The name literally means "Land of the Scots". The demonym for people living in a Scotistan is "Scotistani" or "Scoti".
by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014
Get the Scotistan mug.Like the Turkish Delight (aka lokum) but from Turkmenistan. Many Soviets and Turks enjoy it. The taste is somewhat similar to Dr. Pepper, so if you like Dr. Pepper, you will like Turkmen delight. However, if you expect it to be like a Turkmen version of Turkish delight, then prepare to be disappointed.
Turkmen person: Have you tried our fabulous Turkmen delight?
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!
Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!
Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!
by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014
Get the Turkmen delight mug.Verb: to outfart - when you are having a fart off with your friend, and you do a fart much louder than your friend's fart.
Noun: an outfart - a fart that spreads rather quickly, so it is going "out".
Noun: an outfart - a fart that spreads rather quickly, so it is going "out".
by FunkDaBeat April 12, 2016
Get the Outfart mug.A person who is not only extremely cringeworthy, but is also obnoxious and immature. Anyone of any age can be a cringefag. Avoid them at all costs.
Person 1: LOL! I'M GAY! ENGLAND IS MY CITY! DO YOU KNOW DA WAE?!
Person 2: Can you not be an absolute cringefag...
Person 2: Can you not be an absolute cringefag...
by FunkDaBeat June 9, 2018
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