Definitions by FunkDaBeat

Balmaha 

A small village in Scotland at Loch Lomond. Due to Balmaha being at Loch Lomond, it is popular with tourists and is not too far from Glasgow. There is a water bus at Balmaha that goes to Luss and Balloch. The village has an inn, a shop and a visitor centre for Loch Lomond & The Trossachs National Park. You can also rent a cottage here.

Have you ever been to Balmaha? I had a great dinner there. Maybe one day you should go.

Balmaha by FunkDaBeat September 27, 2014

Urbandictionary editors 

People that work for the site Urbandictonary.com. They are notorious for rejecting well-written definitions. Jeez what is wrong about writing about a Scottish village or an obscure video game?

Person 1: Look what I wrote about Balloch!
Person 2: That's well written.
Person 1: Ok, I'll submit it to Urbandictonary.com *submits definition*
Urbandictionary Editors: REJECTED
Person 1: NOOOOOO!!! What did I do wrong?!

Urbandictionary editors by FunkDaBeat September 23, 2014

Cumbernauld Sausage 

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.

I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!

Cumbernauld Sausage by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014

yturieowpqghfjdkslavbcnxmz 

yturieowpqghfjdkslavbcnxmz is Justin Bieber's favourite word. He came up with it when he typed in random letters, that sound just like his singing.

Have you heard that freak say yturieowpqghfjdkslavbcnxmz?

yturieowpqghfjdkslavbcnxmz by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014