Definitions by FunkDaBeat
Cumbrain
1. A person who always thinks about cum and/or has an obsession with cum. These type of people are very unpopular and will not attract men or women, even if they are LGBT.
2. A person from Cumberland or Cumbernauld that is very smart.
3. A misspelling of "Cumbrian"
4. Another spelling for cum brain.
2. A person from Cumberland or Cumbernauld that is very smart.
3. A misspelling of "Cumbrian"
4. Another spelling for cum brain.
1. Look at that Cumbrain! He's fucking retarded!
2. I'm friends with a Cumbrain. He's very smart.
3. My friend is Cumbrain. Oops sorry I meant Cumbrian.
4. That girl gets called a cum brain. I don't, I call her a Cumbrain. See a difference?
2. I'm friends with a Cumbrain. He's very smart.
3. My friend is Cumbrain. Oops sorry I meant Cumbrian.
4. That girl gets called a cum brain. I don't, I call her a Cumbrain. See a difference?
Cumbrain by FunkDaBeat October 3, 2014
Urban Pervert
1. An author on Urbandictionary.com. Known for making definitions for sex-related words.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.
1. Have you heard of Urban Pervert? His definitions on Urbandictionary.com are gross!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!
Urban Pervert by FunkDaBeat October 2, 2014
Fart
A gas that comes out of every-single-creature-alive's anus. And, yes ladies fart too. It is also known as Methane, or poop gas. In fact, this gas has lots of nicknames.
Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me
Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me
Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?
Fart by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014
Nursery
A nursery, or a preschool, is a place that children attend for two years before primary school. In nurseries kids can have fun whilst at the same time get taught.
One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.
Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.
One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.
Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.
My 3 year old kid called Bob goes to Baker Street Nursery in Stirling. Where does your kid go for nursery?
Nursery by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014
Cadder
An area of Bishopbriggs in Scotland that was formerly its own village until it was subsumed into Bishopbriggs like how Auchinairn was.
The area has a retail park called Strathkelvin Retail Park. There are many shops and restaurants in the retail park, such as a B&Q, a Home Bargains, and a Burger King. There is also a prison called HM Prison Low Moss, for low-category prisoners. It opened in 1968 and closed from 2007-2012. After its 5 year closure, it reopened. Cadder also has a large cemetery, for all the many people that have died.
The area has a retail park called Strathkelvin Retail Park. There are many shops and restaurants in the retail park, such as a B&Q, a Home Bargains, and a Burger King. There is also a prison called HM Prison Low Moss, for low-category prisoners. It opened in 1968 and closed from 2007-2012. After its 5 year closure, it reopened. Cadder also has a large cemetery, for all the many people that have died.
Cadder by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014
Balmaha
A small village in Scotland at Loch Lomond. Due to Balmaha being at Loch Lomond, it is popular with tourists and is not too far from Glasgow. There is a water bus at Balmaha that goes to Luss and Balloch. The village has an inn, a shop and a visitor centre for Loch Lomond & The Trossachs National Park. You can also rent a cottage here.
Balmaha by FunkDaBeat September 27, 2014