FunkDaBeat's definitions

Wishaw

1. A town in North Lanarkshire, Scotland near Glasgow and Motherwell. They are know for supporting Rangers.
2. A slang term for knifing someone.

Dude, shut up or I'll give ye a right Wishaw in the baws!

by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014

Fart

A gas that comes out of every-single-creature-alive's anus. And, yes ladies fart too. It is also known as Methane, or poop gas. In fact, this gas has lots of nicknames.

Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me

Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?

by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014

Urban Pervert

1. An author on Urbandictionary.com. Known for making definitions for sex-related words.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.

1. Have you heard of Urban Pervert? His definitions on Urbandictionary.com are gross!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!

by FunkDaBeat October 2, 2014

Cumbrain

1. A person who always thinks about cum and/or has an obsession with cum. These type of people are very unpopular and will not attract men or women, even if they are LGBT.
2. A person from Cumberland or Cumbernauld that is very smart.
3. A misspelling of "Cumbrian"
4. Another spelling for cum brain.

1. Look at that Cumbrain! He's fucking retarded!
2. I'm friends with a Cumbrain. He's very smart.
3. My friend is Cumbrain. Oops sorry I meant Cumbrian.
4. That girl gets called a cum brain. I don't, I call her a Cumbrain. See a difference?

by FunkDaBeat October 3, 2014

Bae

A misspelling of "babe", "baby", or "bay" or a "cool" way of saying "babe", "baby", or "bae". Most people who use bae think they are cool, when they aren't. It is similarly overused like the words nigger, gay, and retard.

Guy: Hey bae
Gal: You don't need to keep using the word "bae". Unless you have speech problems maybe?
Guy: Aww bae you broke my heart
Gal: GTFO this planet

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

Aß

A cool, German-style way of saying ass. Often used by people if their native language is German.

My girlfriend has a nice aß.

by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014