Argyll 

A person who has fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs and believes them to be true even going as far as to try and convince others they are.
Fantasies can vary from being a war hero, prison guard, highly skilled street fighter, having great legal, medical knowledge or owning expensive cars or even great sexual prowess with the other sex.

Take what he say's with a pinch of salt he's a bit of an Argyll
You seem to know everything and have done everything is your name Argyll?

Argyll by DigitalForum September 6, 2009

Argyll 

A indivisual homosexual who tends to be sleep around with diffrent men. Also haves sex with animals.

Stop cerrutti your such a argyll

Argyll by bonez January 2, 2004

Argyll Ski Slope 

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S

Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?

Argyll Ski Slope by kevin champion November 22, 2024

Duke of Argyle's 

Cockney Rhyming slang for particularly painful piles.

Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?

Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!

Duke of Argyle's by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Felix Argyle 

Possibly the cutest anime trap ever to exist. Once you see an image of this cat-humanoid beauty you'll immediately become gay, and want to search Google for "Felix Argyle porn". You'll end up in your bedroom for hours upon hours. Don't like weeb-shit? Think again.

"Hey dude, did you see that meme on Lacy's Discord server? Who the fuck was that hot anime girl?" "Naw, dude, that's just a guy called Felix Argyle. Hahaha you're so fucking gay". "Wait, he's a guy? Fuck me!"

Felix Argyle by sarconah June 1, 2018

argillaceous

A word that you only see on the "most searched" list of sites as dictionary.com. It's interesting that the other words on such list are: peripheral, intervention, resource, christian, blow, walk. Argillaceous has something to do with minerals or clay or something.

Bob: "I'm interested in coprolites and argillaceous minerals."
Steve: "Are you ready to inspect each sphincter of a dinosaur?"

argillaceous by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021

Argill

Annoyingly adorable friend whois always there for you.

Can keep all your secrets no matter how bad they are.

He is amazing and has a dog named cosmo.

Love him so much!!!!

Thanks for always being there

Love u Argill

Argill by S.A.V.A.G.E January 13, 2020