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Dyslautism

Dyslexia + Autisim at the same time, guaranteed to mentally destroy someone.
Person: go die
You: shut up, you have dyslautism
Person: *dies*
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Area 51

A place which attracts lots of attention and brings out the hypocrites
Hyprocrite: let’s storm Area 51

Hyprocrite: *doesn’t go*
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ur mom gay

a roast people use when they are too un-original and lazy to think of a better one, commonly used by those who are special.
person: you are dumb
you: ur mom gay
person: no u
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fucktard

a fucking retard that surpasses those whom are just retarded, these "fucktards" are honestly something else. they will find a way to fuck up a chunk of titanium.
person: you're such a fucktard.
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Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*
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acoustic

person: *enjoying bad music*
some guy: YoU'rE aCoUsTiC
person: 00F
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