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ImFO

Also IMFO or imfo, could stand for either "I'm fucking original" (usually used in a sarcastic or mocking fashion) or "In My Fucking Opinion" (usually tacked on at the end of a sentence).
Fag: Check out my Sonic recolor.
Queer: Oh, ImFO.

Nancy Pelosi: We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.
Thinking Man: We need to work toward shutting you fucking mouth, IMFO.
by Fuck Shit Piss February 27, 2008
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Filthy Coon

A derogatory term for a black man, especially one who is notably filthy.
Those filthy coons got in the garbage again. It's all over the yard now.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 21, 2007
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Liberal

In the United States, a Liberal is:

1. Someone who kills babies.

2. A terrorist.

3. An idiot.

4. A Nancy boy.

5. Someone who wishes they were European.

6. Someone who loves/idolizes criminals.

7. Someone who feels that others shouldn't reserve the right to defend themselves.

8. Someone who does drugs.

9. Someone who likes to blame all of the world's problems on people who have money.

10. A mouth-breather.

11. Someone who suffers from pompous indignation.

12. Someone who believes everything their professor tells them.

13. Someone with no motor/mechanical skills.

14. Someone who doesn't know anything about money.

15. Someone who values the life of a tree or a dumb animal over the life of another human being, unless said human being happens to be a dangerous criminal, of course.

16. A Democrat.

Fun Fact: Most Liberals are only Liberals until about the age of 25, then they start to grow up.
Fuck Liberals and Democrats. The Jackass is an appropriate symbol.
by Fuck Shit Piss March 26, 2008
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Racism

(rey-siz-uhm)
n.

1. What people like Al Sharpton and Reverend Jackson live off of.

2. Something that's perpetuated most often by people who don't even realize that they're doing it.
1.
These assholes are one of the reasons why we still have racism.

2.
Filthy wiggers dress up and act like stereotypical black people and perpetuate racism without even realizing it.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 14, 2007
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Luigify

Lu·i·gi·fy (Loo-ee-gi-fahy) Verb, -fied, -fy·ing
-verb (used with object)
1. To make so as to emulate the tendencies or attributes of another person or object with slight variation.
2. (Archaic) To bastardize; mock.
-verb (used without object)
3. To repeat redundant information with moderate rephrasing.

Origin: 1215-1230; ME luigifyen < MF luigifier < L luigificâre (to duplicate, copy.)
1. Gannondorf is a luigified Captain Falcon clone.
3. I like to repeat redundant information because I like to luigify.
by Fuck Shit Piss January 11, 2009
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Noone

At the age of fifteen, Peter Noone achieved international fame as "Herman", lead singer of the legendary Sixties pop band Herman's Hermits.

His classic hits included: "I'm Into Something Good" "Mrs. Brown, you've Got A Lovely Daughter", "I'm Henry VIII, I Am", "Silhouettes", "Can't You Hear My Heartbeat", "Just A Little Bit Better", "Wonderful World", "There's A Kind of Hush", "A Must To Avoid", "Listen People", "The End of the World" and "Dandy".

Ultimately, Herman's Hermits sold over sixty million recordings. In all, fourteen singles and seven albums went gold. The Hermits were twice named Cashbox's "Entertainer of the Year".

A cursory inspection reveals that Peter is a friend to all. However, Peter's friendliness seems to have backfired, and thus during flame wars, fucktards can often be found yelling at each other that "Noone likes you!" or "Noone asked for your opinion".

From "Noone wants to listen to your shit" to "Noone believes you for a minute", Peter somehow manages to become involved in every argument. The fact that Peter likes emo kids is the cause for a great deal of Internet angst; in fact, two out of every three cutter icons contain text to the effect of "Noone likes me".

Why Peter's friendship, trust, or willingness to listen is viewed as a negative is not known.

From Encyclopediadramatica.
Noone knows who Peter Noone is.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 21, 2007
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Cumpot

(kuhm-pot)
n.
1. A ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

2. One who exhibits qualities like that of a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

3. A person who unintentionally and unknowingly interferes with the plans or ambitions of another by redirecting the attention of a third party.

4. A disparaging term for a male homosexual.

5. One who is particularly fertile.

6. One who smells like a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

7. A disparaging term for a woman who frequently performs fellatio on one or more male sex partners.
1.
"Hand over that cumpot, I'll be needing it in a minute."

2.
"That cumpot is always catching cum in his mouth."

3.
Max: "So, you commin' over or what?"
Ben: "Well, Dan wanted us to hang out with him today..."
Max: "Fuck that kid! He's a cumpot!"

4.
"That cumpot is always sucking off other cumpots."

5.
"That guy fathered, like, fifteen kids. He's a real cumpot."

6.
"Jesus Christ Ben, every time you come in the house, it smells like a fucking' cumpot. Go take a fucking shower, you filthy fucking cocksucker."

7.
"That girl's a filthy cumpot. She probably has AIDS; stay away from her."
by Fuck Shit Piss January 2, 2009
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