Frosty J Hammer's definitions

DSW

"Dick Size War"

When two sides both say there's is better, bigger, faster, longer, harder, whatever than the other side's.

"DSW" trivializes the competition as each side saying "My dick's bigger than yours."

I'm not getting into any DSW between Pickies and SQL-addicts.

by Frosty J Hammer December 26, 2005

cttn

Coffee Thru The Nose

that joke had me CTTN

by Frosty J Hammer April 13, 2005

TOBAC

The Old Ball And Chain: your electronic connection to the real world you are trying to leave behing... but can't.

Sorry to bring this laptop on the fishing trip, but I promised the boss I'd have the TOBAC with me.

by Frosty J Hammer August 19, 2007

TISNT

That Is Simply Not True

Bush said Saddam Hussein was seeking Uranium from Niger, but TISNT.

by Frosty J Hammer January 20, 2004

TFTL

Thanks For The Link

Got the link you sent me... TFTL! =`:^>

by Frosty J Hammer January 27, 2004

ISYN

"I Shit You Not"

Although the speaker is usually full of shit, right now is especially full of shit, and has been just this minute talking shit, the next shit outta his mouth is "the true shit."

This guy's last name was, ISYN, "Kracker!"

by Frosty J Hammer January 30, 2004