Frixion fred's definitions

Ronan

The largest man on the planet. The origin of all the fat jokes ever created. Legends surrounds him and his stomach. Some say that his stomach stores the universe and others call him a fatass.

Look it the fatman Ronan

by Frixion fred March 4, 2019

Preston

a stupid meth head who thinks he is smarter than everyone else but is actually stupid as fuck, this faggot even hits on someone who is out of his fucking league like just fucking image a disease riddled man trying he woo a super model. Fucking hell.

Person 1 "Is that a meth head?"
Person 2 "No, that's Preston
Person 1 "Same thing!"

by Frixion fred March 6, 2019

Tanath

Usually the smartest asian in the class, would always sell his asian food on the blackmarket if he didn't like it. Maths and martial arts are second nature to this god of a man. Would roast the shit out of retards and autistic faggots who don't follow.

Person 1:"Is that Tanath?"
Tanath:"Get in the retard chamber"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Anton

A fat autistic dog who thinks he's good at handball. Loves to suck the cool kids dicks, a lower class faggot. His flabs can crush a car but he is too busy crushing KFC meals. He also think he's smarter than Asians

Person 1 to person 2 "yo is jack here in this school today?"
Anton "HESA NOTE IN DIS CLASASE"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Ryder

Full name: Ryder of cocks

a guy with pig nostrils who thinks he can fight but will pussy out if asked to. Some people are acting big and tough but deep down they know they are a pussy, but Ryder....he's mind is just a illusion

Ryder "i'll fucking bash you"
Smart asian guy "LETS GO MOTHAFUCKER ILL KILL U"
Ryder "wait my mom's calling me i have to go"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Ravi

An Indian who thinks he's a true asian. Always trying to hand out with cool kids, and the biggest pussy you will ever meet

Ravi "hey guys can i join you?"
Asian "sorry yellow people only"
Ravi "BUT IMA ASIANED TOOOO"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Van

The car used to abduct children
Always trying to flirt girls but ends up getting hated on
He tries not to try hard at all
Gets bullied by BIG KIDS

Van:"Hey, baby.."
Girl slaps Van in the face

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019