Tuna Sleeve

When the innards of a woman’s vagina exudes the aroma of a particular aquatic beast.
I went to bang her, but couldn’t bring myself to do it due to musk of her tuna sleeve
by Frieda Shiels January 04, 2021
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F.O.Y.C.

Fuck Off Ya Cunt - a gesture of great displeasure at what someone has said. Particularly in the Scottish vernacular.
As Alan reminded Mary Doll that she was considerably older than him, she retorted with “fuck off ya cunt” (F.O.Y.C.)
by Frieda Shiels January 01, 2021
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Ricoshatted

When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity
Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling
by Frieda Shiels November 21, 2018
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Pumptuate

When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart
Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!
by Frieda Shiels October 17, 2019
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Jamped

Jackie has abstained from sex for days, she couldn’t wait to get home to be jamped.
by Frieda Shiels June 14, 2019
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Tabogan fanny

When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team
Richard couldn’t tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny
by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019
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Spoosh

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.
Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.
by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019
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