Frieda Shiels's definitions

Rimming the macaroni

When a guy is at the point of no return and rubs his moist and cheesy bell-end on her rectum, leaving it looking like a plate of macaroni cheese

Vicki had got her man so cheesy that he bent her over and had a good session of rimming the macaroni.

by Frieda Shiels February 23, 2022

Tuna Sleeve

When the innards of a woman’s vagina exudes the aroma of a particular aquatic beast.

I went to bang her, but couldn’t bring myself to do it due to musk of her tuna sleeve

by Frieda Shiels January 4, 2021

F.O.Y.C.

Fuck Off Ya Cunt - a gesture of great displeasure at what someone has said. Particularly in the Scottish vernacular.

As Alan reminded Mary Doll that she was considerably older than him, she retorted with “fuck off ya cunt” (F.O.Y.C.)

by Frieda Shiels January 1, 2021

Pumptuate

When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart

Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!

by Frieda Shiels October 17, 2019

Spoosh

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.

Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.

by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019

Jamped

Extremely wild and enthusiastic sex

Jackie has abstained from sex for days, she couldn’t wait to get home to be jamped.

by Frieda Shiels June 14, 2019

Tabogan fanny

When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team

Richard couldn’t tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny

by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019