by Frieda Shiels January 04, 2021
Fuck Off Ya Cunt - a gesture of great displeasure at what someone has said. Particularly in the Scottish vernacular.
As Alan reminded Mary Doll that she was considerably older than him, she retorted with “fuck off ya cunt” (F.O.Y.C.)
by Frieda Shiels January 01, 2021
When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity
Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling
by Frieda Shiels November 21, 2018
Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!
by Frieda Shiels October 17, 2019
by Frieda Shiels June 14, 2019
When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team
by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019
The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.
Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.
by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019