Frieda Shiels's definitions

Rimming the macaroni

When a guy is at the point of no return and rubs his moist and cheesy bell-end on her rectum, leaving it looking like a plate of macaroni cheese

Vicki had got her man so cheesy that he bent her over and had a good session of rimming the macaroni.

by Frieda Shiels February 23, 2022

Flop jaw

Lack of control of the jaw after years of gobbling on too many cocks that’s size resemble an elephants trunk.

She’s sucked so many trouser canons that she cannot drink due to flop jaw

by Frieda Shiels June 11, 2018

Tuna Sleeve

When the innards of a woman’s vagina exudes the aroma of a particular aquatic beast.

I went to bang her, but couldn’t bring myself to do it due to musk of her tuna sleeve

by Frieda Shiels January 4, 2021

F.O.Y.C.

Fuck Off Ya Cunt - a gesture of great displeasure at what someone has said. Particularly in the Scottish vernacular.

As Alan reminded Mary Doll that she was considerably older than him, she retorted with “fuck off ya cunt” (F.O.Y.C.)

by Frieda Shiels January 1, 2021

Nepalese Mit

When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.

Bert was so deep in her mountain goat like vagina he looked like he was wearing a Nepalese Mit.

by Frieda Shiels April 21, 2018

Jamped

Extremely wild and enthusiastic sex

Jackie has abstained from sex for days, she couldn’t wait to get home to be jamped.

by Frieda Shiels June 14, 2019

Tabogan fanny

When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team

Richard couldn’t tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny

by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019