Flop jaw

Lack of control of the jaw after years of gobbling on too many cocks that’s size resemble an elephants trunk.

She’s sucked so many trouser canons that she cannot drink due to flop jaw

by Frieda Shiels June 11, 2018

F.O.Y.C.

Fuck Off Ya Cunt - a gesture of great displeasure at what someone has said. Particularly in the Scottish vernacular.

As Alan reminded Mary Doll that she was considerably older than him, she retorted with “fuck off ya cunt” (F.O.Y.C.)

by Frieda Shiels January 01, 2021

Tuna Sleeve

When the innards of a woman’s vagina exudes the aroma of a particular aquatic beast.

I went to bang her, but couldn’t bring myself to do it due to musk of her tuna sleeve

by Frieda Shiels January 04, 2021

Nepalese Mit

When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.

Bert was so deep in her mountain goat like vagina he looked like he was wearing a Nepalese Mit.

by Frieda Shiels April 21, 2018

Pumptuate

When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart

Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!

by Frieda Shiels October 17, 2019

Ricoshatted

When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity

Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling

by Frieda Shiels November 21, 2018

Spoosh

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.

Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.

by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019