20 definitions by Freeasabird
Ben seems too good to be true but has pretty eyes.
by Freeasabird January 28, 2020
Joe. The kind of man to pray with travel with be your nicesr ugliest best and worst self with. He will understand. Donkey Kong if you know what I mean. Thats what they say anyways! Is any girl man enough to take it? Joe is husband and daddy material.
I pray for Joe and for men like him in our country and in bed with the best woman! Made this sorta sexual so it will get in!
by Freeasabird December 29, 2020
Ellie is a really good matchmaker and yet has never had a relationship with a good match. Ellie thinks if Natalie and Joe for example want to be together they should. Michael has been with everyone so is a match for no one. None of her sisters friends family members etc are a good match for her. Her only good match is Mia. Ellie doesnt argue for someone to pick her. If you want to pick her pick her. She doesn't like the way this game is being played.
Ellies supposed matches took her keys to her home and moved in with their wives. They are driving her cars while she walks. They got made by her friends so her friends could marry them. They helped her enemies. They patrolled her for smoking cigs when they did far worse. Ellie does not trust it.
by Freeasabird January 1, 2020
Calabasas where calabash cousins make sure to kiss and tell and look really expensive while doing it. They were born made and the dollars dwindle unless they swindled!
Calabasas knows how to party! So Cal version of partying means the biggest star 🌟 appears at your toddler's half birthday bash and the favor bags include Gucci iron on patches because even the kids got major swag. While the glam mommies shop and have mommy juice all day long daddy tales a helicopter to his favorite golf course. But they are the middle class version of high class because while near 90210, it is not 90210.
by Freeasabird January 28, 2020
A pluralist asks, like Rodney 👑, why can't we all just get along? We can. Paths: educatimg, sharing, caring, appreciating, tolerating, accepting, reaching, loving, taking a stand, being.
Is she a Communist, a Capitalist, a Nationalist, a Progressive, an Extremist, a Mormon Buddhist Feminist New Age Happy Hippie Granola Hypocrite Environmentalist Poor Welfare Single Mom Anarchist Native Asian Squaw Royal Hidden Millionaire Democratic Socialist?
Her response: I'm a pluralist. How about you do you I do me and ELE. Everybody Love Everybody.
Her response: I'm a pluralist. How about you do you I do me and ELE. Everybody Love Everybody.
by Freeasabird January 6, 2020
Today- the Solstice. Celebrated in various traditions around the world. Some say it is the perfect time to clearly express what you need to manifest and then poof! They appear! Wishing you all a merry period of manifestationisms!
Elena on this bright, calm, starry Solstice wishes for:
A Merry Christmas for M
A HALE that feels like a haven, now (please)
To feel safe and protected and know that those she loves are at all times safe and protected, too
To dare herself to live like a big baller and do it! With the help of and alongside friends, family, community
A Merry Christmas for M
A HALE that feels like a haven, now (please)
To feel safe and protected and know that those she loves are at all times safe and protected, too
To dare herself to live like a big baller and do it! With the help of and alongside friends, family, community
by Freeasabird December 22, 2019
Elena needs a night out with dancing. It is a goal. Note her resources have been thoroughly depleted so she cannot dress the part any part to show you so she is just going to state it outright. Someone dance with me. In a place where grown ups go and you wear a dress. Note she has a curfew. She is already a pumpkin.
by Freeasabird January 6, 2020