Definitions by Frederick Yeo

Cuticle 

A cute testicle

What a cuticle

Cuticle by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Burst 

To kick the testicles of an Asian male, thereby rupturing them

When Xiao Ming started boasting about his straight As, Mike got pissed and decided to burst him

Burst by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Caucasiate 

To be an overbearing, arrogant person who conquers and subjugates half the world but begin to portray yourself as a compassionate social justice warrior once the inexorableness of your civilisational decline becomes apparent to you, in a bid to minimise the shame of being overtaken by those you once dominated. Traits associated with caucasiating individuals include a propensity for virtue-signalling and a lack of adherence to logical principles.

*playing CS:GO*
Mike: Ha I’m 12/4 you noob
Sam: …
12 rounds later

Mike: Shit I haven’t got a kill in 12 rounds and now I’m 12/16
Sam: Noob now I’m 17/4
Mike: Hey stop using hate speech
Sam: You really trying to caucasiate now?
Flaccid piece of shit

Caucasiate by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Aaron Peckham

A guy who, using his mouth, delivers short and sharp impacts to thinly-sliced pieces of meat. No relation to the founder of this website.

Aaron Peckham “pecked” his “ham”

Aaron Peckham by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

R-Room 

A term coined by Michael Stevens, aka Vsauce, to describe restrooms, despite the fact that he attributed it to other unnamed “cool kids”

“Hey! Michael here. Didn’t know you’d be waiting outside the R-Room… that’s what the cool kids are calling it” ~Vsauce

R-Room by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Chigger 

An onomatopoeia used to describe the motion of a steam locomotive

Chigger chigger choo choo, went the train

Chigger by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Plato 

An Italian plate

Can you pass me that plato of spaghetti please

Plato by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023