A fairly attractive female "piece" that you can "slam" in any particular way you'd like to. Commonly referred to as SLUT.
"Shes a slampiece bro! Last night I was skull fucking her and then I blew my load in her fucken eye."
by Fred November 14, 2003

by Fred March 25, 2003

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.
by Fred November 07, 2003

by Fred December 14, 2004

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 13, 2004

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!
by Fred March 31, 2004
