Fred's definitions

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

FALZ

n, v, adj, adv, interjection, etc.
A higher, undefinable state of being. The state of being better than everyone. Anyone/thing can be FALZ, and one intrinsically knows if one is FALZ.
(opposite of zlaf)

That was FALZ.

by fred April 7, 2004

constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

by Fred April 9, 2005

Krapalaska

Krapalaska is a word derived from the Finnish word "Krapulapaska" which describes the shit you take the day after a night of heavy drinking.

Damn man, I have to take a huge krapalaska right now!

by Fred April 12, 2004

Princey

Likes the smell of tea cups and eats raw china

also in other Countries it also means teacups

Also likes to smell Dogs in a vaccum cleaner

For Example, I would like to smell some princey or eat some princey

by Fred February 19, 2005

whizzeel

Steering wheel of a car, truck, or SUV

One hand on da whizzeel.

by fred May 15, 2003

Avigdori

Amazingly hairy yeti-like being with an over agressive nature, and a childlike desire to always beat his friends. Not a good golfer

Stop being such an Avigdori!

by Fred April 7, 2005