a bad-ass black man, one who isn't to be pissed off, because he will slap that cock across your face quicker than you can say cock slap
Yo yo yo.... Isaac Hayes is a bad mama jama!
by Fred October 25, 2004
white cracka ass foo' who posts on tribalwar.com about free activation codes and then hides his ass in a corn fieldz
by fred November 28, 2003
The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.
Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."
by FRED December 31, 2004
by Fred January 20, 2005
a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)
brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged
by fred December 03, 2003