FrankC's definitions

wife

1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.

by FrankC March 16, 2004

penis

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

ass kicking

To be beaten senseless because you God damn definitely deserve it.

Not to be confused with kick-ass, shit-kicking,ass kissing or getting the shit kicked out of you.

We were having a kick-ass good time shootin' the shit and kickin' the shit out of this guy who needed an ass kicking. So kiss my ass.

by FrankC March 13, 2004

divorce

A selfish practice, much like abortion, that should be outlawed. Special circumstances should exsist,for exceptions. Getting in the way of "my sex life" isn't one of them.

There's no such thing as a good divorce.

by FrankC March 13, 2004

HBO

A self-loving narcisistic cable channel celebrating sex,crime and death.The HBO Original Series are mostly mocking men, unless they're gay, showing them to be complete buffoons and in need of a woman's understanding and discipline.(Sopranos,Curb Your Enthusiasm,Arliss). Of course it's TV, it's not a washing machine. Where you gonna go to watch it? A movie theatre?

Did you see Real Sex on HBO last night?
Yeah. Ugly fat chick with a feather sticking out of her ass. Gimme more of that. MMM. They show real people! Fuck!

HBO has a series with violence or gratuitous sex or homosexuality? Give that show an Emmy!

Sex and the City has a huge gay fan base.
Really? I don't know any huge gay people.

by FrankC March 8, 2004