Manhattan Milkshake

When a male has severe diarrhea he allows his lover to place a straw in such asshole. In turn, she would suck out what he would rather not push out. Followed by whipped cream(a cum glaze) and a cherry on top.
The best part of my NYC bus tour was taking a detour into a back alley and serving up an authentic Manhattan Milkshake.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the Manhattan Milkshake mug.

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the Cracklin' Eye Patch mug.

the Jeeves

Where you attatch a chain to your cock ring and wear it as a monocle.
Jerry was rocking the Jeeves at the office party.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the the Jeeves mug.

Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the Confused Clucker mug.

the Slave Auction

When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dogs and Boston Pancakes.

A great party icebreaker.
We brought her back to my place for the slave auction.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the the Slave Auction mug.

Tahitian Treat

When performing cunnilingus on a girl while drunk, and you vomit inside of her vagina. You don't tell her, you just call it a night and let her figure it out later.
I was so drunk I didn't even realize I gave her a Tahitian Treat.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the Tahitian Treat mug.

the weakest link

When one member in a circle jerk fails to either get erect or ejaculate. They are labeled the weakest link.
Joey was the weakest link, and took shit for it for weeks.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the the weakest link mug.