Frank West's definitions
An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the Confused Cluckermug. When one member in a circle jerk fails to either get erect or ejaculate. They are labeled the weakest link.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the the weakest linkmug. When performing cunnilingus on a girl while drunk, and you vomit inside of her vagina. You don't tell her, you just call it a night and let her figure it out later.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the Tahitian Treatmug. When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the Cracklin' Eye Patchmug. The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the Canadian Cornhuskermug. When a male has severe diarrhea he allows his lover to place a straw in such asshole. In turn, she would suck out what he would rather not push out. Followed by whipped cream(a cum glaze) and a cherry on top.
The best part of my NYC bus tour was taking a detour into a back alley and serving up an authentic Manhattan Milkshake.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the Manhattan Milkshakemug. After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the California Gold Rushmug.