Frank West's definitions

the Jeeves

Where you attatch a chain to your cock ring and wear it as a monocle.

Jerry was rocking the Jeeves at the office party.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

California Gold Rush

After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".

After prom my girlfriend let me give her a good-ole-fashioned California Gold Rush.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

the weakest link

When one member in a circle jerk fails to either get erect or ejaculate. They are labeled the weakest link.

Joey was the weakest link, and took shit for it for weeks.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Tahitian Treat

When performing cunnilingus on a girl while drunk, and you vomit inside of her vagina. You don't tell her, you just call it a night and let her figure it out later.

I was so drunk I didn't even realize I gave her a Tahitian Treat.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

George Foreman

After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen to the reciever's forehead, and then proceeds to wait for the semen to drip down the face and off the chin.

I gave her a George Foreman, and I watched as my delectable fat dripped off that ho's grill.

by Frank West August 28, 2006