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Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
mugGet the Confused Cluckermug.

the weakest link

When one member in a circle jerk fails to either get erect or ejaculate. They are labeled the weakest link.
Joey was the weakest link, and took shit for it for weeks.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
mugGet the the weakest linkmug.

Tahitian Treat

When performing cunnilingus on a girl while drunk, and you vomit inside of her vagina. You don't tell her, you just call it a night and let her figure it out later.
I was so drunk I didn't even realize I gave her a Tahitian Treat.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
mugGet the Tahitian Treatmug.

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
mugGet the Cracklin' Eye Patchmug.

Canadian Cornhusker

The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.
That business trip was significantly improved thanks to the Canadian Cornhusker.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
mugGet the Canadian Cornhuskermug.

Manhattan Milkshake

When a male has severe diarrhea he allows his lover to place a straw in such asshole. In turn, she would suck out what he would rather not push out. Followed by whipped cream(a cum glaze) and a cherry on top.
The best part of my NYC bus tour was taking a detour into a back alley and serving up an authentic Manhattan Milkshake.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
mugGet the Manhattan Milkshakemug.

California Gold Rush

After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".
After prom my girlfriend let me give her a good-ole-fashioned California Gold Rush.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
mugGet the California Gold Rushmug.

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