When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
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Get the Cracklin' Eye Patch mug.When one member in a circle jerk fails to either get erect or ejaculate. They are labeled the weakest link.
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Get the the weakest link mug.After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen to the reciever's forehead, and then proceeds to wait for the semen to drip down the face and off the chin.
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Get the Confused Clucker mug.When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.
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Get the the Garden Variety Tug-O-War mug.After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".
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