Frank West's definitions

Cottonmouth Creamery

After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.

I totally saw those two dropouts visitng the Cottonmouth Creamery behind the tool shed.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Canadian Cornhusker

The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.

That business trip was significantly improved thanks to the Canadian Cornhusker.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

California Gold Rush

After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".

After prom my girlfriend let me give her a good-ole-fashioned California Gold Rush.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

George Foreman

After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen to the reciever's forehead, and then proceeds to wait for the semen to drip down the face and off the chin.

I gave her a George Foreman, and I watched as my delectable fat dripped off that ho's grill.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Tahitian Treat

When performing cunnilingus on a girl while drunk, and you vomit inside of her vagina. You don't tell her, you just call it a night and let her figure it out later.

I was so drunk I didn't even realize I gave her a Tahitian Treat.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

the Slave Auction

When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dogs and Boston Pancakes.

A great party icebreaker.

We brought her back to my place for the slave auction.

by Frank West August 28, 2006