Frank Palace's definitions

Cockeyed

People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.

My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.

by Frank Palace November 17, 2022

Musking

The act of telling everyone how you truly feel whether it’s the truth, or, not. The ability to speak freely without any consideration to others beliefs.

Dude, you know fake news is ramped when the news networks start MUSKING about things they don’t have true facts about. On the other hand, some MUSKING people say what they truly feel about what’s going on and are determined to make you feel the same.

by Frank Palace May 2, 2022

Mandate

The act of anyone going on a date with a man.

I was so bored one night that I asked the first guy I saw at a bar to go on a mandate even though we were the same sex.

by Frank Palace July 13, 2021

PinkEye

What you see when you wake up to a naked woman straddling your face.

I woke up this morning and noticed a large pinkeye shaped fleshy vagina above my eyes, then I realized my face was being stalled by my wife.

by Frank Palace March 3, 2022

Putin

The act of putting something into something else.

Why did you putin that knife into my back?

by Frank Palace March 3, 2022