Fortune cookie

Toilet paper that is stuck in your wife's ass-crack.

Last night I rolled my wife over for some booty time and saw she had a fortune cookie.

by Frank Palace November 23, 2011

Mandate

The act of anyone going on a date with a man.

I was so bored one night that I asked the first guy I saw at a bar to go on a mandate even though we were the same sex.

by Frank Palace July 13, 2021

Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo

The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.

I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!

by Frank Palace July 16, 2022

cummacauzy

The person, male or female, that enjoys getting drenched in CUM, and is the cause of a group of men to start jerking off around them.

I volunteered to be the cummacauzy of the party when everyone got naked and started masturbating around me.

by Frank Palace May 18, 2017

Pursed

The act of a woman tucking a man’s balls in her vagina while he stimulates her clitoris.

My girlfriend pursed my balls when I took out my cock to cum all over her clit.

by Frank Palace June 22, 2022