jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

by Frank Booth June 13, 2006

zero

v. in a multi-player gaming environment, to cause another player's score to drop to zero, thus removing him from the game or the round.

Hey, Hitman! U wanna zero Flame?

by Frank Booth January 02, 2005

bubner

brother, a perversion of bubba.

C'mon, figure it out, bubner. How long you been here?

by Frank Booth February 16, 2007

mutherfucker

ghetto spelling of motherfucker.

Cap the mutherfucker.

by Frank Booth March 17, 2007

askewniverse

The realm in which the flims "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma," and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," take place. These films were all directed by Kevin Smith and all include the characters Jay and Silent Bob, sometimes known as Bluntman and Cronic.

Dogma is my favorite movie in the askewniverse.

by Frank Booth January 01, 2005

ubby dubby

a juvenile code language that changes each syllable into two syllables, thusly, change the initial vowel in each syllable to a short u sound, and start the second syllable with a "b" and the remainder of the original syllable. Ubby dubby was popularized on the PBS kids show "Zoom" in the 70's.

"Chair" in ubby dubby is "chubair."

by Frank Booth January 04, 2005

Large Marge

that evil bitch from that Pee-Wee movie who tormented me in my childhood.

Holy Jesus! Nooooooo! It's that bitch, Large Marge!

by Frank Booth February 07, 2005