Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 27, 2017
The Weedles literally is a reaction to financial desperation usually among drug addicts but can also be applied to people with bad gambling addictions. To Weedle is to become so desperate for a drug fix that the person begins to look over everything around them they can sell or trade for drugs including other's possessions.
Being accused of having the Weedles is implying financial desperation the person with it intends to solve at the expense of others.
A wheedler is someone who contemplates selling off their goods or theft to support a drug habit. Please refer to Sketcher (USA slang) and Spranger (U.K. slang).
Being accused of having the Weedles is implying financial desperation the person with it intends to solve at the expense of others.
A wheedler is someone who contemplates selling off their goods or theft to support a drug habit. Please refer to Sketcher (USA slang) and Spranger (U.K. slang).
Example 1:
You are not weedleing off my shit to support your fucking meth habit!
Example 2:
You see how messed up that crack addict is? I swear he has the weedles for anything he can sell off or trade for his fix.
Example 3:
Dude, your sister is going through your stuff like she intends to sell it off. If I didn't know any better your sister has the weedles bad.
Example 4:
You think your going to find something you can weedle off?
Example 5:
Let me guess, your dry and need a hit? I'm asking because you look like you got the weedles bad.
You are not weedleing off my shit to support your fucking meth habit!
Example 2:
You see how messed up that crack addict is? I swear he has the weedles for anything he can sell off or trade for his fix.
Example 3:
Dude, your sister is going through your stuff like she intends to sell it off. If I didn't know any better your sister has the weedles bad.
Example 4:
You think your going to find something you can weedle off?
Example 5:
Let me guess, your dry and need a hit? I'm asking because you look like you got the weedles bad.
by Fractious1 January 05, 2018
Example 1: She will never date you. Admit it, your too roguish. You break mirrors you look at.
Example 2: Get a look at that chick with all those freakish piercings. Dude would have to be pretty brave to want to talk to a girl that Roguish.
Example 3: Dude? You farted? That's pretty fucking roguish.
Example 4: We don't tolerate no roguishness here.
Example 2: Get a look at that chick with all those freakish piercings. Dude would have to be pretty brave to want to talk to a girl that Roguish.
Example 3: Dude? You farted? That's pretty fucking roguish.
Example 4: We don't tolerate no roguishness here.
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 29, 2017
This is a belief all members of the same gender are likewise homosexual.
Much like a Rabid Queer which defines a singular individual with Gay Rabies the concept of Gay Rabies defines the ideal that ALL Men (or Women) are a six pack away from being Gay.
To be a Gay (Homosexual) man and to think all men are likewise gay but not drunk enough to admit it that man is said to have Gay Rabies.
Much like a Rabid Queer which defines a singular individual with Gay Rabies the concept of Gay Rabies defines the ideal that ALL Men (or Women) are a six pack away from being Gay.
To be a Gay (Homosexual) man and to think all men are likewise gay but not drunk enough to admit it that man is said to have Gay Rabies.
Example 1:
If you think I am gay or going to turn gay one day you got yourself a bad case of Gay Rabies.
Example 2.
It is bad enough a friend of mine is gay but he hangs around some people who apparently suffer Gay Rabies pretty bad. That is why I don't like to go anywhere with Mike even if he is my friend. Its HIS friends that bother me.
Example 3.
Laura's lesbian friend commented that one of her diesel dyke friends has some pretty bad Gay Rabies for Laura's straight sister.
If you think I am gay or going to turn gay one day you got yourself a bad case of Gay Rabies.
Example 2.
It is bad enough a friend of mine is gay but he hangs around some people who apparently suffer Gay Rabies pretty bad. That is why I don't like to go anywhere with Mike even if he is my friend. Its HIS friends that bother me.
Example 3.
Laura's lesbian friend commented that one of her diesel dyke friends has some pretty bad Gay Rabies for Laura's straight sister.
by Fractious1 December 30, 2017
The practice of Homosexuals pretending to be men or women and springing it on unwitting Heterosexual dates they sucker into taking them to bed with them ie. making a move under the radar.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
Hey, I am not sure if you know this but that woman over there is Stealthing. That ain't no woman unless they suddenly grew adam's apples like us men.
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
Example 1:
Q: Why do you and your room mate have so much gay porn?
A: SWAG.
Example 2:
Q: Why is with some of the guys who hang around that gay bar the Mine Shaft? They come off straight but I have to wonder.
I'll bet its because they are a SWAG crowd.
Q: Why do you and your room mate have so much gay porn?
A: SWAG.
Example 2:
Q: Why is with some of the guys who hang around that gay bar the Mine Shaft? They come off straight but I have to wonder.
I'll bet its because they are a SWAG crowd.
by Fractious1 December 23, 2017