fringe logic

Noun

Fringe Logic literally means Logic on the fringe of Illogical.

A form of thinking or thought patterns that are based on irrational and or tangent based logic. It is a pattern of thinking based on outlandishness and at times denial of real logic or sound reasoning.

A good example of this is what goes on in the heads of Conspiracy Theorists. Example: people who believe in a flat earth denying scientific observation over what we have known for hundreds of years because of a perception everything we know is wrong.

Another example of fringe logic is when someone drinks poison thinking it will kill whatever is making them sick too leading them to a cure.

Fringe Logic is associated with bad ideas and worse implementation. It also applies to counter culture.
Example 1:
I know you told me you are going to a job interview dressed in drag. I have no clue what fringe logic led you to that idea but I am going to say I hope you like rejection.

Example 2:
Did you hear that guy preaching how our current president is the Anti-Christ? He tried to sound so intellectual but his fringe logic was all over the place. No wonder nobody gets along with that guy.
by Fractious1 April 21, 2018
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bring roses

American English Street Slang.

A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200.

When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses."

Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
Example 1:

Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses.

Example 2:

I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base.

Example 3:

Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.
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grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
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gay rabies

This is a belief all members of the same gender are likewise homosexual.

Much like a Rabid Queer which defines a singular individual with Gay Rabies the concept of Gay Rabies defines the ideal that ALL Men (or Women) are a six pack away from being Gay.

To be a Gay (Homosexual) man and to think all men are likewise gay but not drunk enough to admit it that man is said to have Gay Rabies.
Example 1:
If you think I am gay or going to turn gay one day you got yourself a bad case of Gay Rabies.

Example 2.
It is bad enough a friend of mine is gay but he hangs around some people who apparently suffer Gay Rabies pretty bad. That is why I don't like to go anywhere with Mike even if he is my friend. Its HIS friends that bother me.

Example 3.
Laura's lesbian friend commented that one of her diesel dyke friends has some pretty bad Gay Rabies for Laura's straight sister.
by Fractious1 April 23, 2018
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Roguish

Slang, Disambiguation, Adjective

A person who does nasty things or is nasty looking.
Example 1: She will never date you. Admit it, your too roguish. You break mirrors you look at.

Example 2: Get a look at that chick with all those freakish piercings. Dude would have to be pretty brave to want to talk to a girl that Roguish.

Example 3: Dude? You farted? That's pretty fucking roguish.

Example 4: We don't tolerate no roguishness here.
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
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