The alternative, "You and that mouse in our pocket," and " You and that invisible mouse in your pocket," is in reference to a speaker talking in the plural tense referring to themselves for a variety of reasons mostly to make them seem more important or that it involves others involuntarily. It is an attempt usually to pull others into a situation or to act as if other agree with them against their wishes or having spoken with said person/ people before hand.

This is not to be confused with a Pocket Mouse.

It also can be used to make someone seem as if there is more than that person. See fronting and bluffing.
Example 1:
Mouthy drunk in a parking lot shooting his mouth off: "We are going to kick your ASS!"
Man who is being mouthed off too: "We? We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?"

Example 2: Picture four mechanics on a break with work orders on the lunch table in front of them. Then in walks a service writer who immediately says "We need to get on that Transmission in bay six, PRONTO!" All of said mechanics have work already required of them making one of them ask, "We got to get on that truck in bay 6? Who is we? You and that invisible mouse in your pocket? We already have work orders assigned to us."

Example 3:
Eric: I hate that ginger bastard. Let's go kick his ass.
Stan: Who?
Eric: TENNERMAN!
Kyle: Why?
Eric: I DON'T CARE WHY! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! WE REALLY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS!
Kenny: M mmm mmm mmm Mmm mm m Mmmmmmmm? Mmmm mmmmm mm mmm m mmmm. (TRANSLATED, You have a mouse in your pocket fat ass? I am not going to kick anyone's ass for you.)
Everyone laughs and Eric shouts:
I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!"

Example 4:
Jerry Brown: "We need a High Speed Railroad in California. The People demand it."
Heckler: "You got an invisible mouse in your pocket? I don't need no high speed train to nowhere."

Example five:
Supervisor :"We really need to clean up this trash."
Workers: "We? Since when did you and that invisible mouse in your pocket do any of the work here?"
by Fractious1 June 08, 2018
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Stealthing

The practice of Homosexuals pretending to be men or women and springing it on unwitting Heterosexual dates they sucker into taking them to bed with them ie. making a move under the radar.

The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.

Stealthing is a form of rape.

**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
Hey, I am not sure if you know this but that woman over there is Stealthing. That ain't no woman unless they suddenly grew adam's apples like us men.

Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.

Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
by Fractious1 November 25, 2017
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gutter score

Slang.

Finding something of value in the street but usually the value (usually in a street's gutter) that typically has no real cash value like finding a whole cigarette lying in the street.

This can also be a reference for those who dumpster dive or dig in the trash.

Usually associated with Crusty Punks and homeless drug addicts.
Example 1:
I can't stand that guy. If he isn't bugging us for something to smoke he digs up cigarette butts from the gutter for something to smoke. I swear he lives on gutter score.

Example 2.
That crusty bum is wandering in the street looking for gutter score again.

Example 3.
Dave is a sick pig. He dug some gutter score out of the trashcan behind the burger joint and happy ate it.
by Fractious1 December 14, 2017
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toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
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purple headed pussy ripper

Slang.

An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.

Synonymous to:

*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.
1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?

2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.

3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
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weedles

The Weedles literally is a reaction to financial desperation usually among drug addicts but can also be applied to people with bad gambling addictions. To Weedle is to become so desperate for a drug fix that the person begins to look over everything around them they can sell or trade for drugs including other's possessions.

Being accused of having the Weedles is implying financial desperation the person with it intends to solve at the expense of others.

A wheedler is someone who contemplates selling off their goods or theft to support a drug habit. Please refer to Sketcher (USA slang) and Spranger (U.K. slang).
Example 1:
You are not weedleing off my shit to support your fucking meth habit!

Example 2:
You see how messed up that crack addict is? I swear he has the weedles for anything he can sell off or trade for his fix.

Example 3:
Dude, your sister is going through your stuff like she intends to sell it off. If I didn't know any better your sister has the weedles bad.

Example 4:
You think your going to find something you can weedle off?

Example 5:
Let me guess, your dry and need a hit? I'm asking because you look like you got the weedles bad.
by Fractious1 April 24, 2018
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CUNT

Acronym

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

This is applicable in situations where someone is being dumb or operating on fringe logic. People who are superstitious or adhere to beliefs contrary to known scientific fact.

Also applicable to people who perpetually act or think irrationally in any given situation.
Example 1:
What the hell is your problem? You CUNT, put the tools down and walk away before you screw something else up!

Example 2:
Conspiracy Theorist: You don't get it, the earth is flat. Your being lied to.
Astronaut: Are you kidding? I was up in space and could see the earth is a big huge ball from the Space Station.
Conspiracy Theorist: You were hoaxed man.
Astronaut: CUNT
by Fractious1 April 21, 2018
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