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Anyone who takes selfies of themselves in a bathroom and that picture has stuff like sex toys and toilets in the background and they post them on the internet and social media, that person possesses Trailer Trash Suave.
Other classic backgrounds are messy room, couch potato, and messy bathroom. While this is not a reflection on a person who lives in a trailer park this is more a reference to various kinds of people who think they are cool and are totally the opposite.
Should a person feel compelled to take a picture of themselves behind a goat to make that picture look like they are doing the goat, or other such stupid pictures and then post them on dating sites and social media pretending they are so funny, that person possess Trailer Trash Suave.
Other examples, Early Culyer of Squidbillies... the most extreme example.
Someone who lives the Stereotypical Trailer Park Lifestyle.
MOSTLY applied to White people but can apply to anyone exemplifying the Stereotype.
Also is a reference to a person who live a cheap welfare lifestyle.
Likewise a way of saying that a particular person has NO CLASS.
Also an INSULTING term for a vehicle that is a rolling junk pile.
Also a slang reference to person being a Drug Addict.
Anyone who takes selfies of themselves in a bathroom and that picture has stuff like sex toys and toilets in the background and they post them on the internet and social media, that person possesses Trailer Trash Suave.
Other classic backgrounds are messy room, couch potato, and messy bathroom. While this is not a reflection on a person who lives in a trailer park this is more a reference to various kinds of people who think they are cool and are totally the opposite.
Should a person feel compelled to take a picture of themselves behind a goat to make that picture look like they are doing the goat, or other such stupid pictures and then post them on dating sites and social media pretending they are so funny, that person possess Trailer Trash Suave.
Other examples, Early Culyer of Squidbillies... the most extreme example.
Someone who lives the Stereotypical Trailer Park Lifestyle.
MOSTLY applied to White people but can apply to anyone exemplifying the Stereotype.
Also is a reference to a person who live a cheap welfare lifestyle.
Likewise a way of saying that a particular person has NO CLASS.
Also an INSULTING term for a vehicle that is a rolling junk pile.
Also a slang reference to person being a Drug Addict.
Example 1: Joe: Did you see Nick Argo's pics on that dating web site? Did you see the one with him in the bathroom leaning on the wall looking so cool and the toilet in the background that needed to be flushed?
Sidney: I got to say, that fool wonders why he never gets any dates? He has that Trailer Trash Suave thing going on.
Example 2: The way that tweaked out brother of yours acts he has some real Trailer Trash Suave going on. What a total cock blocker.
Example 3: Why the fuck do you think your Frankenbicycle is so cool? You built a bike from junk, so what? All it says to me is you got that Trailer Trash Suave going on! You can't even ride the piece of shit.
Sidney: I got to say, that fool wonders why he never gets any dates? He has that Trailer Trash Suave thing going on.
Example 2: The way that tweaked out brother of yours acts he has some real Trailer Trash Suave going on. What a total cock blocker.
Example 3: Why the fuck do you think your Frankenbicycle is so cool? You built a bike from junk, so what? All it says to me is you got that Trailer Trash Suave going on! You can't even ride the piece of shit.
by Fractious1 November 24, 2017
Get the trailer trash suavemug. The alternative, "You and that mouse in our pocket," and " You and that invisible mouse in your pocket," is in reference to a speaker talking in the plural tense referring to themselves for a variety of reasons mostly to make them seem more important or that it involves others involuntarily. It is an attempt usually to pull others into a situation or to act as if other agree with them against their wishes or having spoken with said person/ people before hand.
This is not to be confused with a Pocket Mouse.
It also can be used to make someone seem as if there is more than that person. See fronting and bluffing.
This is not to be confused with a Pocket Mouse.
It also can be used to make someone seem as if there is more than that person. See fronting and bluffing.
Example 1:
Mouthy drunk in a parking lot shooting his mouth off: "We are going to kick your ASS!"
Man who is being mouthed off too: "We? We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?"
Example 2: Picture four mechanics on a break with work orders on the lunch table in front of them. Then in walks a service writer who immediately says "We need to get on that Transmission in bay six, PRONTO!" All of said mechanics have work already required of them making one of them ask, "We got to get on that truck in bay 6? Who is we? You and that invisible mouse in your pocket? We already have work orders assigned to us."
Example 3:
Eric: I hate that ginger bastard. Let's go kick his ass.
Stan: Who?
Eric: TENNERMAN!
Kyle: Why?
Eric: I DON'T CARE WHY! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! WE REALLY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS!
Kenny: M mmm mmm mmm Mmm mm m Mmmmmmmm? Mmmm mmmmm mm mmm m mmmm. (TRANSLATED, You have a mouse in your pocket fat ass? I am not going to kick anyone's ass for you.)
Everyone laughs and Eric shouts:
I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!"
Example 4:
Jerry Brown: "We need a High Speed Railroad in California. The People demand it."
Heckler: "You got an invisible mouse in your pocket? I don't need no high speed train to nowhere."
Example five:
Supervisor :"We really need to clean up this trash."
Workers: "We? Since when did you and that invisible mouse in your pocket do any of the work here?"
Mouthy drunk in a parking lot shooting his mouth off: "We are going to kick your ASS!"
Man who is being mouthed off too: "We? We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?"
Example 2: Picture four mechanics on a break with work orders on the lunch table in front of them. Then in walks a service writer who immediately says "We need to get on that Transmission in bay six, PRONTO!" All of said mechanics have work already required of them making one of them ask, "We got to get on that truck in bay 6? Who is we? You and that invisible mouse in your pocket? We already have work orders assigned to us."
Example 3:
Eric: I hate that ginger bastard. Let's go kick his ass.
Stan: Who?
Eric: TENNERMAN!
Kyle: Why?
Eric: I DON'T CARE WHY! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! WE REALLY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS!
Kenny: M mmm mmm mmm Mmm mm m Mmmmmmmm? Mmmm mmmmm mm mmm m mmmm. (TRANSLATED, You have a mouse in your pocket fat ass? I am not going to kick anyone's ass for you.)
Everyone laughs and Eric shouts:
I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!"
Example 4:
Jerry Brown: "We need a High Speed Railroad in California. The People demand it."
Heckler: "You got an invisible mouse in your pocket? I don't need no high speed train to nowhere."
Example five:
Supervisor :"We really need to clean up this trash."
Workers: "We? Since when did you and that invisible mouse in your pocket do any of the work here?"
by Fractious1 June 8, 2018
Get the You got a mouse in your pocket?mug. Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
Get the vatican postage stampsmug. Slang.
Finding something of value in the street but usually the value (usually in a street's gutter) that typically has no real cash value like finding a whole cigarette lying in the street.
This can also be a reference for those who dumpster dive or dig in the trash.
Usually associated with Crusty Punks and homeless drug addicts.
Finding something of value in the street but usually the value (usually in a street's gutter) that typically has no real cash value like finding a whole cigarette lying in the street.
This can also be a reference for those who dumpster dive or dig in the trash.
Usually associated with Crusty Punks and homeless drug addicts.
Example 1:
I can't stand that guy. If he isn't bugging us for something to smoke he digs up cigarette butts from the gutter for something to smoke. I swear he lives on gutter score.
Example 2.
That crusty bum is wandering in the street looking for gutter score again.
Example 3.
Dave is a sick pig. He dug some gutter score out of the trashcan behind the burger joint and happy ate it.
I can't stand that guy. If he isn't bugging us for something to smoke he digs up cigarette butts from the gutter for something to smoke. I swear he lives on gutter score.
Example 2.
That crusty bum is wandering in the street looking for gutter score again.
Example 3.
Dave is a sick pig. He dug some gutter score out of the trashcan behind the burger joint and happy ate it.
by Fractious1 December 14, 2017
Get the gutter scoremug. Slang.
An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.
Synonymous to:
*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.
An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.
Synonymous to:
*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.
1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?
2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.
3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?
2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.
3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
Get the purple headed pussy rippermug. Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
Get the toilet salmonmug. A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.
Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:
I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.
Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.
Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.
Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.
Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 15, 2017
Get the crusty punkmug.