trailer trash suave

Slang Reference

Anyone who takes selfies of themselves in a bathroom and that picture has stuff like sex toys and toilets in the background and they post them on the internet and social media, that person possesses Trailer Trash Suave.

Other classic backgrounds are messy room, couch potato, and messy bathroom. While this is not a reflection on a person who lives in a trailer park this is more a reference to various kinds of people who think they are cool and are totally the opposite.

Should a person feel compelled to take a picture of themselves behind a goat to make that picture look like they are doing the goat, or other such stupid pictures and then post them on dating sites and social media pretending they are so funny, that person possess Trailer Trash Suave.

Other examples, Early Culyer of Squidbillies... the most extreme example.

Someone who lives the Stereotypical Trailer Park Lifestyle.

MOSTLY applied to White people but can apply to anyone exemplifying the Stereotype.

Also is a reference to a person who live a cheap welfare lifestyle.

Likewise a way of saying that a particular person has NO CLASS.

Also an INSULTING term for a vehicle that is a rolling junk pile.

Also a slang reference to person being a Drug Addict.
Example 1: Joe: Did you see Nick Argo's pics on that dating web site? Did you see the one with him in the bathroom leaning on the wall looking so cool and the toilet in the background that needed to be flushed?
Sidney: I got to say, that fool wonders why he never gets any dates? He has that Trailer Trash Suave thing going on.

Example 2: The way that tweaked out brother of yours acts he has some real Trailer Trash Suave going on. What a total cock blocker.

Example 3: Why the fuck do you think your Frankenbicycle is so cool? You built a bike from junk, so what? All it says to me is you got that Trailer Trash Suave going on! You can't even ride the piece of shit.
by Fractious1 November 24, 2017
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SFB

Acronym for SHIT FOR BRAINS.

A descriptor for stupid people and people who either do not think or lack a capacity to think.

A total idiot.
Example 1:
That SFB over there is picking a fight with a cop. I bet he wins a Darwin Award.

Example 2:

Pilot:
Seatack Air traffic control, this is N50669 and I need a landing clearance now. I can n o longer maintain a holding pattern. I am getting a five minute warning on my fuel gauges.

Air Traffic Controller:
N50669, maintain holding pattern until advised to land.

Pilot:
Seatack Air Traffic Control, What is your malfunction SFB? I am 30 seconds into a five minute warning light on my fuel gauges Either you give me a clearance now or I am putting this bird down on top of another airliner because in about four minuets I will be graivity's bitch.

Air Traffic Controller:
N50669, you do not have landing clearance.

Pilot:
Air Traffic Control, Listen SFB, I am at 3 minuets and thirty seconds and counting as I am running out of fuel. I am on approach and the two of us can discuss this malfunction face to face when I land this bird. I am declaring an emergency landing so make way because daddy is coming home!

Example 3:
Your dog is so stupid you should have named him SFB.

What does that mean?

You dog has Shit For Brains.
by Fractious1 June 29, 2018
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vatican fan mail

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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crusty punk

A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.

Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:

I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.

Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.

Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 15, 2017
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sewer worker

Sex Slang, Derogatory,

A person who takes pleasure in anal sex.
Example 1. "A friend of mine shown me a sewer worker movie." A more safe for work description of a scat movie.

Example 2. "She only let you in her back door? She made a you a sewer worker out of you."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
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SWAG

Example 1:

Q: Why do you and your room mate have so much gay porn?

A: SWAG.

Example 2:

Q: Why is with some of the guys who hang around that gay bar the Mine Shaft? They come off straight but I have to wonder.

I'll bet its because they are a SWAG crowd.
by Fractious1 April 21, 2018
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Zambuanga or Zambu'wanga

Zambuanga (Zambu'wanga is the alternate spelling) is also known as La La Land. This is a Stoner reference to where someone goes when they black out from taking too big a hit of potand passing out. Generally this condition will happen if someone hyperventilates and immediately takes a bong hit.

When someone passes out they are "Off to Zambuanga." This term was used by stoners of the 1970s into the early 1980s. It is reflexively usable for anyone passed out on drugs and/or alcohol. It can be used to express someone being knocked out.
Example 1:
That bum sleeping on the bus bench is out like he is off in Zambuanga.

Example 2:
Mary was drinking pretty hard but I think she wound up in Zambuanga an hour ago with the others who are not moving on the couch.

Example 3:
I hit him so hard I knocked him clear into Zambuanga.

Example 4:
I remember you saying you were off in Zambuenga from smoking that joint with your girlfriend. You sure that was weed?

Example 5:
Jesus Jumping Christ, my alcoholic dad is spending the day in Zambuanga today. It isn't lunch and he already put down a case of Meisterbrau and half a bottle of Jack Daniels. I bet he wakes up for dinner like usual.

Example 6:
Zambuanga or Zambu'wanga? I am not sure how its spelled exactly. Its just no fun to go there. I like to get high, not take naps.
by Fractious1 June 11, 2018
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