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Acronym
Can't Understand Normal Thinking
This is applicable in situations where someone is being dumb or operating on fringe logic. People who are superstitious or adhere to beliefs contrary to known scientific fact.
Also applicable to people who perpetually act or think irrationally in any given situation.
Can't Understand Normal Thinking
This is applicable in situations where someone is being dumb or operating on fringe logic. People who are superstitious or adhere to beliefs contrary to known scientific fact.
Also applicable to people who perpetually act or think irrationally in any given situation.
Example 1:
What the hell is your problem? You CUNT, put the tools down and walk away before you screw something else up!
Example 2:
Conspiracy Theorist: You don't get it, the earth is flat. Your being lied to.
Astronaut: Are you kidding? I was up in space and could see the earth is a big huge ball from the Space Station.
Conspiracy Theorist: You were hoaxed man.
Astronaut: CUNT
What the hell is your problem? You CUNT, put the tools down and walk away before you screw something else up!
Example 2:
Conspiracy Theorist: You don't get it, the earth is flat. Your being lied to.
Astronaut: Are you kidding? I was up in space and could see the earth is a big huge ball from the Space Station.
Conspiracy Theorist: You were hoaxed man.
Astronaut: CUNT
by Fractious1 April 21, 2018
Get the CUNT mug.The Weedles literally is a reaction to financial desperation usually among drug addicts but can also be applied to people with bad gambling addictions. To Weedle is to become so desperate for a drug fix that the person begins to look over everything around them they can sell or trade for drugs including other's possessions.
Being accused of having the Weedles is implying financial desperation the person with it intends to solve at the expense of others.
A wheedler is someone who contemplates selling off their goods or theft to support a drug habit. Please refer to Sketcher (USA slang) and Spranger (U.K. slang).
Being accused of having the Weedles is implying financial desperation the person with it intends to solve at the expense of others.
A wheedler is someone who contemplates selling off their goods or theft to support a drug habit. Please refer to Sketcher (USA slang) and Spranger (U.K. slang).
Example 1:
You are not weedleing off my shit to support your fucking meth habit!
Example 2:
You see how messed up that crack addict is? I swear he has the weedles for anything he can sell off or trade for his fix.
Example 3:
Dude, your sister is going through your stuff like she intends to sell it off. If I didn't know any better your sister has the weedles bad.
Example 4:
You think your going to find something you can weedle off?
Example 5:
Let me guess, your dry and need a hit? I'm asking because you look like you got the weedles bad.
You are not weedleing off my shit to support your fucking meth habit!
Example 2:
You see how messed up that crack addict is? I swear he has the weedles for anything he can sell off or trade for his fix.
Example 3:
Dude, your sister is going through your stuff like she intends to sell it off. If I didn't know any better your sister has the weedles bad.
Example 4:
You think your going to find something you can weedle off?
Example 5:
Let me guess, your dry and need a hit? I'm asking because you look like you got the weedles bad.
by Fractious1 April 24, 2018
Get the weedles mug.Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
Get the limp dick mug.The practice of Homosexuals pretending to be men or women and springing it on unwitting Heterosexual dates they sucker into taking them to bed with them ie. making a move under the radar.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
Hey, I am not sure if you know this but that woman over there is Stealthing. That ain't no woman unless they suddenly grew adam's apples like us men.
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
by Fractious1 November 25, 2017
Get the Stealthing mug.Contraction of "Fucking Aye," and usable reflexively for "Fuck Yeah."
Can be used as an interrogative and a derogatory expletive.
Can be used as an interrogative and a derogatory expletive.
Example 1:
Eddy "I cannot believe you actually caught the biggest fish today but there it is."
Billy "Fuckenaye straight!"
Example 2:
Guy scratching a lottery card. Winds up revealing he is a winner. He shows it to the guy behind the counter who says, "Fuckenaye! you are a winner!"
Example 3:
"Hey, I finally managed to beat that game that was driving everyone else crazy."
"Fuckenaye? You beat it? What was your score?"
"1,236,000."
"Fuckenaye! I have yet to get past level 11."
Eddy "I cannot believe you actually caught the biggest fish today but there it is."
Billy "Fuckenaye straight!"
Example 2:
Guy scratching a lottery card. Winds up revealing he is a winner. He shows it to the guy behind the counter who says, "Fuckenaye! you are a winner!"
Example 3:
"Hey, I finally managed to beat that game that was driving everyone else crazy."
"Fuckenaye? You beat it? What was your score?"
"1,236,000."
"Fuckenaye! I have yet to get past level 11."
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
Get the fuckenaye mug.American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.
Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'
Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.
It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.
Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'
Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.
It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.
Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.
Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.
Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.
Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.
Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.
Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
by Fractious1 May 24, 2018
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Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
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