Food and Drug Administration's definitions

Face Time

An imminent or apprehensive experience.

Bawler: Face time, motherfucker.
Silas: Yeah, I heard you in Ms. Doubtfire's home-ec' class.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Basement Child

1. One who spends much of his, or her, time in the basement making nitroglycerin-propelled bombs.
2. A lonely recluse.
3. A person that prefers to participate in evil acitivies when unattended, especially one that manages to perform well in academics.
4. One who has been beaten into submission as a child.

Eric: I dunno, man--we've got a lot of potential basement childs at Drew...
Jack: STFU, n00b!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

LASER

Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Mr. Arnold: So, who's gay enough to know what 'LASER' stands for?
Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand
Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises eyebrow at Hobo

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Schwatz

The lump of meat, often full of lacerations, that hangs below a male gymnast.

BFG: What the fuck, Big J?
Big J: Ain't nothin', man, that mother's tying gang busta--n'm', 'u?
BFG: Schwatz!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Home Burger

A friend or ally.

Ayo, cut that shit out, that motherfucker's a home burger!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Talkies

A group of people most classified as pretentious or supercilious; sycophants; yesmans; toadies.

(Standing above the Hollywood mountains) Rick: Talkies!
Echo: Talkies, talkies, taki--...

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Bebownbown

Among many other euphemisms: MJ; Can; Feeding the burrowing pigeon; Weed; Grass; Green; Stuff; Thing.

Unknown: Adryel!
Adryel: Whaaaa-ha? Bebownbown, bown, bown, bouwn, bouwn, ba-bouwn ... I just wanna fuck bad bitches!

by Food and Drug Administration June 28, 2003