Food and Drug Administration's definitions

Face Time

An imminent or apprehensive experience.

Bawler: Face time, motherfucker.
Silas: Yeah, I heard you in Ms. Doubtfire's home-ec' class.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Book Worm

1. One who attends the University of Chicago in Chicago, Illinois.
2. An avid reader.

BB: Bill Gates claims to be a book worm.
Becky: So does the actor Christian Bale!
BB: OMG, Becky.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Talkies

A group of people most classified as pretentious or supercilious; sycophants; yesmans; toadies.

(Standing above the Hollywood mountains) Rick: Talkies!
Echo: Talkies, talkies, taki--...

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Home Burger

A friend or ally.

Ayo, cut that shit out, that motherfucker's a home burger!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

The One

Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.

Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Schwatz

The lump of meat, often full of lacerations, that hangs below a male gymnast.

BFG: What the fuck, Big J?
Big J: Ain't nothin', man, that mother's tying gang busta--n'm', 'u?
BFG: Schwatz!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Basement Child

1. One who spends much of his, or her, time in the basement making nitroglycerin-propelled bombs.
2. A lonely recluse.
3. A person that prefers to participate in evil acitivies when unattended, especially one that manages to perform well in academics.
4. One who has been beaten into submission as a child.

Eric: I dunno, man--we've got a lot of potential basement childs at Drew...
Jack: STFU, n00b!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003