11 definitions by Food and Drug Administration

Among many other euphemisms: MJ; Can; Feeding the burrowing pigeon; Weed; Grass; Green; Stuff; Thing.
Unknown: Adryel!
Adryel: Whaaaa-ha? Bebownbown, bown, bown, bouwn, bouwn, ba-bouwn ... I just wanna fuck bad bitches!
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Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
Mr. Arnold: So, who's gay enough to know what 'LASER' stands for?
Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand
Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises eyebrow at Hobo
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1. One who attends the University of Chicago in Chicago, Illinois.
2. An avid reader.
BB: Bill Gates claims to be a book worm.
Becky: So does the actor Christian Bale!
BB: OMG, Becky.
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A group of people most classified as pretentious or supercilious; sycophants; yesmans; toadies.
(Standing above the Hollywood mountains) Rick: Talkies!
Echo: Talkies, talkies, taki--...
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Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.
Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.
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Bawler: Face time, motherfucker.
Silas: Yeah, I heard you in Ms. Doubtfire's home-ec' class.
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