Food and Drug Administration's definitions

Book Worm

1. One who attends the University of Chicago in Chicago, Illinois.
2. An avid reader.

BB: Bill Gates claims to be a book worm.
Becky: So does the actor Christian Bale!
BB: OMG, Becky.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Face Time

An imminent or apprehensive experience.

Bawler: Face time, motherfucker.
Silas: Yeah, I heard you in Ms. Doubtfire's home-ec' class.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Basement Child

1. One who spends much of his, or her, time in the basement making nitroglycerin-propelled bombs.
2. A lonely recluse.
3. A person that prefers to participate in evil acitivies when unattended, especially one that manages to perform well in academics.
4. One who has been beaten into submission as a child.

Eric: I dunno, man--we've got a lot of potential basement childs at Drew...
Jack: STFU, n00b!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

LASER

Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Mr. Arnold: So, who's gay enough to know what 'LASER' stands for?
Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand
Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises eyebrow at Hobo

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Home Burger

A friend or ally.

Ayo, cut that shit out, that motherfucker's a home burger!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Thrill

1. An enjoyable ride.
2. An ordeal.
3. A titillating experience.

A: Awwwe-hoursheeet! You almost got us killed, muda--
B: Yeh, but ain't that the thrill, tho?

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

The One

Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.

Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003