Food and Drug Administration's definitions

Schwatz

The lump of meat, often full of lacerations, that hangs below a male gymnast.

BFG: What the fuck, Big J?
Big J: Ain't nothin', man, that mother's tying gang busta--n'm', 'u?
BFG: Schwatz!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Talkies

A group of people most classified as pretentious or supercilious; sycophants; yesmans; toadies.

(Standing above the Hollywood mountains) Rick: Talkies!
Echo: Talkies, talkies, taki--...

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Face Time

An imminent or apprehensive experience.

Bawler: Face time, motherfucker.
Silas: Yeah, I heard you in Ms. Doubtfire's home-ec' class.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Book Worm

1. One who attends the University of Chicago in Chicago, Illinois.
2. An avid reader.

BB: Bill Gates claims to be a book worm.
Becky: So does the actor Christian Bale!
BB: OMG, Becky.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Thrill

1. An enjoyable ride.
2. An ordeal.
3. A titillating experience.

A: Awwwe-hoursheeet! You almost got us killed, muda--
B: Yeh, but ain't that the thrill, tho?

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

The One

Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.

Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Bebownbown

Among many other euphemisms: MJ; Can; Feeding the burrowing pigeon; Weed; Grass; Green; Stuff; Thing.

Unknown: Adryel!
Adryel: Whaaaa-ha? Bebownbown, bown, bown, bouwn, bouwn, ba-bouwn ... I just wanna fuck bad bitches!

by Food and Drug Administration June 28, 2003