misscavite

A person who rsvp's to attend a party but never shows up.

Mimmo and Debbie were invited to a join us on our Florida vacation. They promised the would be there. In true misscavite fashion they did not come and stuck us with an extra room charge.

by FloridaFour December 12, 2016

crapannoli

A cannoli made by someone who is not Italian.

My wife makes a delicious cannoli and over the years, I have found out that everyone else can only make a crapannoli.

by FloridaFour December 10, 2023

crapannoli

A cannoli made by someone who is not Italian.

My wife makes a delicious cannoli and over the years, I have found out that everyone else can only make a crapannoli.

by FloridaFour December 10, 2023

Chiantini

A homemade Chianti wine served in a martini glass with ice - stirred not shaken.

My sister in laws favorite drink for family dinners is a Chiantini.

by FloridaFour December 10, 2023

mullipar

When you record a par in golf using a mulligan.

Tom recorded a par after using a mulligan while on a Florida trip with his buddies - another mullipar on the scorecard!

by FloridaFour February 10, 2023

Shartarrhea

When you thought you farted and then thought you might have sharted, but actually you had shartarrhea.

My wife had a colonoscopy and fell asleep. Suddenly she woke up when she thought she farted, then she thought she might have sharted, but actually she had shartarrhea.

by FloridaFour April 26, 2019

Fallation

A person who always seems to be farting.

I believe I am a descendant of of fallation group of people since I seem to fart all the time.

by FloridaFour December 10, 2023