tukta

To talk to; also, potentially, to have sex with.

(Shouted at window)

"Flareese! Lemme come up and tukta you!"

by Flix October 27, 2008

Bumborino

Leather bumborino tree toilet

‘Horny bumborino’
‘Horny arse flake’

‘Yuh’

by Flix December 13, 2019

guardaroo

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?

The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.

by Flix December 08, 2009

spotty cunt

richard tomkins

god look at that spotty cunt!

by FLiX July 08, 2002

double bubble

A characteristic of obese people, especially women, where their excess fat creates a protrusion in the front as large as (or larger than) their posterior, hence the "double bubble".

"Whoa, check out the double bubble on that hot mama with the cat sweater! She must eat a lot of KFC!"

by Flix June 16, 2008

douchepaper

Vis a vis "flypaper". A bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as "douches". Douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering.

"Gawd, Spike Hill is total douchepaper!"

by Flix November 24, 2007

fuck tard

someone that is annoying or just lame

"god garath ball is a FUCK TARD!"

by FLiX July 03, 2002