FLiX's definitions

guardaroo

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?

The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.

by Flix December 8, 2009

part D

a party. used to confuse and perplex.

"Yo, part D at Cheryl's tonight."

by Flix January 30, 2006

fob

Front of Board. The best spot to stand at a live music concert, i.e. right in front of the soundboard. This is where tapers usually set up.

"Yo, I was totally FOB to see the 9 and they busted out a phatty Sockets. Yo where's my dank balloons??"

by Flix April 9, 2006

satellite

1.A breakoff from a group, either physically or socially.

2.An area chosen for this purpose.

"WTF are they doing in the satellite?"

by Flix April 9, 2006

exit music

A radiohead song. Useful for killing a party or comically depressing everyone in the bar when it goes on the jukebox.

"Before all hell breaks loo-oose..."

"Goddammit! Is this Exit Music???"

by Flix July 16, 2008

douchepaper

Vis a vis "flypaper". A bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as "douches". Douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering.

"Gawd, Spike Hill is total douchepaper!"

by Flix December 25, 2007

double bubble

A characteristic of obese people, especially women, where their excess fat creates a protrusion in the front as large as (or larger than) their posterior, hence the "double bubble".

"Whoa, check out the double bubble on that hot mama with the cat sweater! She must eat a lot of KFC!"

by Flix June 16, 2008