Swede

1. A person that is a citizen of Sweden, or is from there. (by bloodline at least.)

Swedish people are extremely tolerant, they are great drinking buddies and love to swim in the summer.

one of the best Aircraft are from Sweden, and we have great car companys such as Volvo and SAAB. (Volvo is owned by Ford.)

There are alot of hot women in Sweden, if you find a Blonde woman with blue eyes speaking in a Northern European accent, shes probably a Swede or from Norway.

In Sweden, Education is free aswell. thats why we have so many immigrants moving here. public schooling is free along with university, so if you want to get a university but dont have enough money to do so, just come to Sweden and we'll get you a degree! but you still have to do good in school though.
French tourist: AH merde! you crashed in moi bicyclette!

average Swede: Oh, I am sorry! I did not me to.

French tourist: Merde! I fucked your mother!

Average Swede: Oh, really? why, My mom has not have had much of a sex life lately. First I thought you where mad at me and now you come up with this wonderful message! thank you!

French tourist: ...
by Flådig Man February 22, 2021
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Jolly Wompers

A slang word that Bri'ish people use to describe potato chips.
George: Oi bruv im gonna get some Jolly wompers from the store ye?

John: right bruv you want spotted dick for dinner?

George: ye bruv sounds good
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B

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Ham

A shorter term for the name "Hamilton"
Person: "Hello ham."

Hamilton: "please stop calling me that, im not a sandwich."
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Bra

The Swedish word for “good”.
“Yo Jacob, how are you today?”

“Bra”

“Bro what the fuck is wrong with you”

“Nah mate I just said “good” in Swedish”

“That’s not how you say good in Swedish you fuckwit”

How do you say it then, smartass?”

“It’s “gut””

“That’s German you dumbfuck, get your feckin’ languages right.”
by Flådig Man January 25, 2021
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SO

The Swedish word for Samhällsorienterande ämnen, in English its basically social studies, except your learning religion civics, and history at the same time.

its used excessively in Swedish school, and the reason we cram all these different lessions together is so that you dont have such
Hej Malte, har du hör att vi har en SO-prov på mondag?

Åh fan, jag har glömde att studera.
by Flådig Man March 01, 2021
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The expression used by girls on roblox when someone insults them and/or think a person is being stupid.
fruitgeris: “yo this music disc from minecraft is awesome, what’s the Id for it?”

Subaru712: “hold on a sec let me get it “

XxgamergirlxX: “.”
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