Quite possibly the most annoying person that has ever lived. Has a good voice, but the personality of a newly catrated dog. She is overweight, but persists in wearing crack whore couture. She absolutely loves herself - bloody annoying
The other contributor has Mariah Careyitis - an infectious disease that passes between teenagers, in which the recipient idolises a sad aging cow, who thinks she is the centre of the universe
by Finesilver January 17, 2005
"Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter one entrance in a double donging. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures.
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a wank
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a wank
(Applicable only to pornstars)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
1.A Nazi
2.A Derrogative term for a German: "Look at that Prince harry with the friggin' towel on the sunbed"
2.A Derrogative term for a German: "Look at that Prince harry with the friggin' towel on the sunbed"
by Finesilver January 16, 2005
A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.
To spunk,
Spunked,
Spunking,
Spunked up,
Spunked all over,
Spunked in her mouth
Nasty spunk-filled whore
Spunked,
Spunking,
Spunked up,
Spunked all over,
Spunked in her mouth
Nasty spunk-filled whore
by Finesilver January 10, 2005
"I'M GOING TO SHANGHAI ON BUSINESS"
- I want to go to Shanghai, so that I can pay a Chinese hooker to receice my wad in her rectum
- I want to go to Shanghai, so that I can pay a Chinese hooker to receice my wad in her rectum
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1985 Dec;6(4):319-24. Related Articles, Links
Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.
Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.
Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.
PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE
Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.
Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.
Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.
PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE
by Finesilver January 19, 2005