Poosday

It's when the shit hits the fan, unlike Farterday when it's just farts.

I'll see you next Poosday.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 06, 2019

bananeurysm

when shit blows up

The monkey had a bananeurysm when his banana was taken away. Fortunately, the pig and the chicken were able to comfort him with some cake in celebration of their love for the monkey.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 19, 2020

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 06, 2019

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 01, 2019

No shovinism

Affliction marked by an erotic desire to never show up

No shovinism

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019

Denis

A guy whose toe I want to suck.

Denis, I love you. Please let me suck your toes, whichever ones you have left.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 23, 2019

Denanigans

Extreme Shenanigans

Uh Oh, he’s up to his old Denanigans again.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 01, 2019