Definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it
looming the poon
when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
looming the poon by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019
Cinnamontography
Pretty cinnamontography!
Cinnamontography by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 21, 2019
trump bump
enough cocaine to make you a stupid-ass motherfucker to make deplorable decision like shutting down a government for a stupid immigration wall
trump bump by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019
uncle schmoo
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
uncle schmoo by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019
nuggage luggage
nuggage luggage by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 2, 2019
Hug Quotient
The likelihood as measured by probability theory that you will experience a hug within a certain amount of time. Even when there are hug-restrictions imposed by external entities- whether they be societal, institutional or ethical- the shared, in-vivo space will, regardless, invoke the possibility of a hug, thus increasing the Hug Quotient. In the event that a hug cannot be delivered as only determined by a null hypothesis and there's not even a random friggin way to get a hug, the remote suggestion of a hug will continue to stimulate the memory of physical contact, reminding the body of its ability to induce a warm feeling of comfort and connection.
Curly: I just got a new on-line therapist
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient
Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot
Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist
Larry: You guys should try Ketamine
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient
Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot
Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist
Larry: You guys should try Ketamine
Hug Quotient by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 29, 2018
borscht bro
the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf
Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?
Bob: I don't know I might barf.
Bob: I don't know I might barf.
borscht bro by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 20, 2018