66 definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it
A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 3, 2019
Acronym of "I Hate My Job", used to describe the loathsome discomfort of occasional job stress. "IHMJ" is used covertly among colleagues when the presence of big brother is probable.
Knowing that the walls were thin like tissue paper and her conversations would be overheard, she picked up the phone and dialed her co-worker and said, "IHMJ."
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 9, 2006
No shovinism
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 29, 2019
a face - usually angelic and innocent looking with bright, consuming eyes, resembling a Pre-Raphaelite cherub - that gets continuously gets away with murder; a face that hides a scheming, deviant attitude
My son just peed all over the couch and then threw his dirty underwear in my face. I tried to get mad, but I was overtaken by The Power Punim. FML
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 17, 2019
similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway
Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!
Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 23, 2019
Boy: you’re abnormal, you’re weird, you’re stupid, I love you, you won’t shut up
Girl: yeah, this is all making me absolutely cray cubed
Boy: Ok, let’s have sex
Girl: O-Cray
Girl: yeah, this is all making me absolutely cray cubed
Boy: Ok, let’s have sex
Girl: O-Cray
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 17, 2019