The Power Punim

a face - usually angelic and innocent looking with bright, consuming eyes, resembling a Pre-Raphaelite cherub - that gets continuously gets away with murder; a face that hides a scheming, deviant attitude
My son just peed all over the couch and then threw his dirty underwear in my face. I tried to get mad, but I was overtaken by The Power Punim. FML
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Denis

A guy whose toe I want to suck.
Denis, I love you. Please let me suck your toes, whichever ones you have left.
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ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway
Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
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Voyeurnderwear

German origin, the briefs that you wear when you're peeping at that special hottie with the fat ass
STOP! That's my only voyeurnderwear! It can only be washed with the delicates
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Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.
Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?
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Cray Cubed

When shit’s super cray like three times over, one more than cray cray
Boy: you’re abnormal, you’re weird, you’re stupid, I love you, you won’t shut up
Girl: yeah, this is all making me absolutely cray cubed
Boy: Ok, let’s have sex

Girl: O-Cray
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dupliguous

When things are both Machiavellingly duplicitous and ambiguous in an attempt to improve one's self-esteem.
When he can't get what he wants in the way that he wants it, the chicken gets sad and becomes dupliguous, leaving all kinds of mixed messages to fuck with the pig even though the chicken still loves the pig.
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