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It’s what pirates use when they knit
Aye matey, gimme some of that there yaaaarghn or ye walk the plank!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 18, 2020
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When disagreements about various items in small spaces and multiple shelving units come to terms peacefully
Fyodor, please restrain from putting your underwear in the silverware drawer, so we can achieve some Vol Unity. Your underwear belongs in the third cabinet from the fourth row down on the left side near Masha’s white knee-hi’s that she wears with the sandals located in the drawer below, near the borscht, of course.
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Small amounts of barf that you can’t hold in. Also the name of a French girl who can’t hold her barf.
Oui Oui je suis barflette. (Barfs)
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 27, 2019
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procedures that fall under the category of "not medically necessary"
So, sir, about vision in your other eye...we just medi-can't because it's still attached to the socket. Please feel free to call us when it pops out. Here's a ping-pong ball and a pack of gum, just in case
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A guy whose toe I want to suck.
Denis, I love you. Please let me suck your toes, whichever ones you have left.
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When love blooms over quadratic equations.
When the professor learned that dating a student was a taboo, he immediately put his square root back in his pocket and prevent any further algebromance.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 5, 2019
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he likes fruuuuueeeeeet with his cake
d’NEEZ! Eat your fruuuueeeet so to help a gay, low self-esteem.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 10, 2019
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