drain the snake

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)

Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

pisshap

a lesser form of pissaster

A pisshap is bad enough, but watch out for pissasters.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

Fantastic Four

a group of superheroes whose adventures are chronicled in Marvel Comics. Somewhat cheesy, but considered innovative at one time.

They are:

-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body

-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields

-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body

-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers

Fanboy: Galactus is the Fantastic Four's worst enemy.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.

by Figleaf23 August 11, 2007

pro wrestling

a bizarre form of entertainment product where 'roid monsters and bull queers pose, posture and shout emptyheaded inanities, and once in a while pretend to deliver savage acrobatic beatings to eachother. The beatings are in fact a series of highly stylized stage-fighting stunts.

How pro wrestling gets any audience is one of the great mysteries.

by Figleaf23 January 02, 2009

BAMF!

the sound effect made by the superhero Nightcrawler (from Marvel Comics' X-Men) when he teleports

*BAMF!*
Hey, look, Nightcrawler just popped in.

by Figleaf23 January 03, 2009

shit-gun

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination

Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).

by Figleaf23 August 08, 2007

shakey shakey

a completely non-violent erotic art performed by placing a wet palm or fingers firmly on the clitoral area and giggling the hand as quickly as possible.

Dude, when I gave Karen the shakey shakey last night she was more than willing to swallow my man meat.

by Figleaf23 August 08, 2007