Colin Powelled

to have your credibility destroyed by participating in the plans of idiots
I should have known better than to go along with Mick and Keith's plan to go on an Antarctic tour ... now that it has turned into a disaster, it's clear I've been colin powelled.
by Figleaf23 August 28, 2007
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shakey shakey

a completely non-violent erotic art performed by placing a wet palm or fingers firmly on the clitoral area and giggling the hand as quickly as possible.

Dude, when I gave Karen the shakey shakey last night she was more than willing to swallow my man meat.
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
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degrassi

a ludicrous, overwrought, badly written, lamely acted television show about a bunch of stupid irrelevant teens and their screwed-up implausible lives.
Degrassi was ripped off from an equally bad show in the '80s called Degrassi Street.
by Figleaf23 December 05, 2007
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speak into the microphone

a phrase used by a man to focus a partner's attention on performing oral sex.
After they got naked, Sally went on talking and chatting for some time. Eventually, Sam had to ask her to speak into the microphone.
by Figleaf23 August 27, 2007
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webcam dance video

a video clip recorded on a webcam of (almost always) a chick dancing in front of her computer
There are probably thousands of webcam dance videos on YouTube.
by Figleaf23 September 04, 2007
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smart drinks

beverages sold with the marketing pitch that they improve cognition, alertness, and/or brain function
Ingredients in smart drinks include ginseng, gingko biloba, and guano.
by Figleaf23 August 09, 2007
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Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper
Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".
by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008
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