Definitions by Ferris the Mushroom King

pooba diver 

One who immerses oneself in fecal materials with or without the use of a mask and snorkel

I was surfing the net when I came across a random pooba diver offering to pay people $100 to swim in their septic tank and film himself while doing it!

pooba diver by Ferris the Mushroom King January 13, 2025

Ickey 

Icky, noun. Similar to a hickey, an ickey is the mark left by a butthole when pressed against something with medium to heavy pressure.

Careful! My dog will leave an ickey on your white sweatshirt if you let him sit on your lap.

Ickey by Ferris the Mushroom King December 9, 2024

mandoni 

The act of hard boiling eggs in ones keister over the period of several days.

I’ve been running for hours in cellophane shorts trying to mandoni up a dozen eggs for the potluck.

mandoni by Ferris the Mushroom King July 30, 2024

Vatiskin 

The foreskin of the pope.

The alter boy gaped at the fleshy, wrinkled
vatiskin as it poked at him from the folds in
the pontiff's robe

Vatiskin by Ferris the Mushroom King October 30, 2021

Vatiskin 

The foreskin of the pope.

The alter boy gaped at the fleshy, wrinkled
vatiskin as it poked at him from the folds in the pontiff's robe

Vatiskin by Ferris the Mushroom King October 27, 2021

Cunder Thlap 

The ominous sound and vibrations caused by two or more great masses coming together resulting in a low wet resonate rumbling

A moist Cunder Thlap saturated the gymnasium as the chunky wrestlers collided.

Cunder Thlap by Ferris the Mushroom King October 4, 2019