Girfy

Another word for girthy. Short, fat and wide. A beautiful cock.

Damn, trust me girl, you want to experience a girfy man.

by Femalesheep June 13, 2014

settling in

Like maybe, just maybe you found "the one" him or her. You actually WANT to do this. It feels right. It's more than okay. Like never leave. I fucking want this forever. Make sense?

Settling in is a very good thing. Are YOU ready for it? He or she wants all of you. Today, not tomorrow. Present tense. Not past. Live for today. "Settling in." Purposeful living all the way. There is no other way. Well, you do want and deserve to be happy, right? We all do. Love deeply and freely without condition. Do it today. I challenge you.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

Lucky

As in the number seven. Serendipity shit.

Is he a seven? Are you getting lucky tonight? He is not a six or an eight. He must be AND she must be. Perfection in a jar. Bottled and saved for later.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!

A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

regular

Is this a good word? I'm thinking it might be in regards to sex and our so called "needs." Want or need. Both. Any thoughts? Are you smiling yet? Regular sex makes people happy. Right? I'm not saying being a regular person in general terms is good. Anomalous is way better. If your are an anomaly, chances are you are also a regular person too.

She or he is regular in the bedroom department. I'm jealous.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

drink you in

To fully experience every part of someone. To taste their inner being. To be filled up with their presence.

I want to know your every way. I love everything about you. I long to drink you in. There is no other way to describe what I want to do with you.

by Femalesheep April 20, 2015

MILFF

Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!

That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014