Bumpdate

The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.

Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
***I’m friends with Stacey on Facebook***

Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”

Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***
by FegelFatso March 30, 2019
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Rocky V

To take something that was awesome, and completely ruin it. It comes from the idea that the Rocky franchise was awesome until Rocky V.
Professor: “You had an A in the class, but bombed the Final and ended up with a C”

Student: “You mean I Rocky V’ed it?”

Professor: “Unfortunately, Yes.”
by FegelFatso July 31, 2018
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Happy Ending

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.
Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending
by FegelFatso June 10, 2018
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Congratulations

The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.
It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.
by FegelFatso April 06, 2019
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PG&E

The single largest cause of wildfires in the state of California.

A soon to be defunct energy monopoly that doesn’t properly maintain its equipment, but then wants to pass on the cost of its liabilities to its customers.
News Anchor: “Another large wildfire broke out today, after an explosion from one of PG&E’s poorly maintained transformers.”

PG&E customer: “Dammit! There goes our utility bill!”
by FegelFatso January 14, 2019
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Beer Advocate

Nazi Germany for the Craft Beer community... be careful what you say there... their mods will edit it to make you look like a jerk if they don’t agree with it.
I once posted a 2020 Forum on Beer Advocate at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 2019, and they deleted it because “it’s not 2020 yet...” I complain and they edit my complaint and ban me... seriously the Nazis of Craft Beer!
by FegelFatso July 14, 2020
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Choke Artist

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!
by FegelFatso May 28, 2018
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