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Definitions by Fearman

family rod hypothesis 

The belief that children who are abused (emotionally, physically or sexually) inevitably go on to abuse any children they have themselves. Thought up by an abusive and deeply narcissistic parent who wanted to dismiss any misgivings on their own or their offspring's part as the idealism of green and inexperienced minds, and who held to the belief that if everyone does something it must be OK. Truly adult minds are not impressed by such phony reasoning. If the family rod hypothesis were true, the human race would rapidly be descending into violent dysfunction, with new traditions of bully-boys being established as the old ones persisted. A rather dangerous idea in the age of the multi-megatonne thermonuclear warhead, don't you think?
Like all redneck bully-boy cowards, John taught his kids the family rod hypothesis.

Tom Clancy 

Middling quality thriller novelist who probably does his homework on the research end of things, is full of American jingoism, and avoids including sex scenes in his books because he thinks that makes them more respectable. Has had two middling good movies made of his work, The Hunt for Red October and The Sum of All Fears.
Bernie says she'd rather watch the movies they make of his books than read Tom Clancy's originals.
Tom Clancy by Fearman May 26, 2008

couldn't be rat-arsed 

In other words, couldn't be bothered.
We tried to get him to send in the form on time, but he couldn't be rat-arsed.

achocalypse 

And yea, I saw descend from Heaven a great brown horse; and the brown horse came down to earth with a crisp clopping bumpy motion and burst open in a shower of delicious brown squares; and all the people gathered around were crying hallelujah with chocolate smeared on their faces until the very cracks of doom.
The above was from the Achocalypse of Saint John the Chocoholic.
achocalypse by Fearman May 24, 2008
Hypocrisy: Pat Robertson lamenting America's turn to Mammon.
The 700 Club is such hypocrisy it wouldn't last a second in Europe.
hypocrisy by Fearman May 24, 2008

the kiss that keeps on kissing 

The kiss that keeps on kissing is also known as herpes.
Herpes. The kiss that keeps on kissing.

toolshed 

Location used to consummate deals with Satan, according to lyrics some Christian wingnut alleged were back-masked in Led Zeppelin's classic song "Stairway to Heaven".
" ... down there in the toolshed where he used to make us so sad O my sweet Satan ...,"
toolshed by Fearman May 24, 2008