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denturocracy

Political system in which the person with the straightest whitest smile gets to run the country.
America is the world's premier denturocracy.
by Fearman October 30, 2007
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jenga

Game played using wooden blocks three times as long as they are wide. The blocks are stacked in a square tower with three side by side in each floor, aligned at right angles to those above and below. The players take it in turns to remove one block per turn from the tower. The loser is the one who makes the tower topple.
I love playing jenga. Especially the satisfying crash when it all comes down.
by Fearman April 11, 2008
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mime

Someone who, once arrested, has the right to remain silent.
As a mime artist, you have rights.
by Fearman December 16, 2007
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Xena

1. Drop-dead gorgeous babe who turned from the ways of evil to become a warrior princess in ancient Greece (televised version), and fought off various sneaky types and CG divinities. Played by Lucy Lawless, who is almost as gorgeous. Fought with a ring-shaped discus weapon and her own considerable wits. Had a girlfriend, Gabrielle, played by Renee O'Connor. You became Xena's lover with the skill of a champion and the luck of the gods, and if you messed her about she'd slice your head off and feed it to the Minotaur.

2. 1500-mile diameter dwarf planet orbiting the Sun at 38 to 98 times Earth's distance every 557 Earth years, accompanied by at least one moon called Gabrielle in honour of the undying couple of the TV series. So named unofficially on their discovery; these objects have since been renamed Eris and Dysnomia, after a Greek goddess and her daughter demon of lawlessness, indicating that the International Astronomical Union has at best a subtle sense of humour.
1. If Xena comes to kill you, consider yourself honoured.

2. It's colder than a polar bear's ass on Xena.
by Fearman May 24, 2008
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sometimes you eat the bear

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.
Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?
by Fearman April 1, 2008
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christian

Either Slater or Bale are cool by me.
by Fearman September 26, 2007
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iimssm

Enjoyably adolescent and slightly narcissistic abbreviation for "if I may say so myself".
I'm Jockster and I'm the coolest pimp daddy on the planet, iimssm.
by Fearman April 1, 2008
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