by Fearman October 25, 2007
Not to be confused with the lower-case-initialled word, Cracker is a kick-ass police drama series from the UK starring Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid in the Potter movies) as a criminal psychologist in the employ of Her Majesty's Police. He is Scottish (of course) and grimly determined to have show-down after show-down with his wife over his additions to gambling, cigarettes and alcohol. Has a bit on the side with Sergeant Jane Penhaligon (whom he refers to as "Panhandle"), played by Geraldine Somerville (Lily Potter in the movies). He is deeply pessimistic and cynical and possessed of an ineluctable Celtic perception (sans tinsel and cliched stuff; think of the real Scotland) of the fundamental bleakness of the human condition. Sarcastic as hell. Unforgettable.
Oh, yes, the criminal cases are kind of interesting, too.
Oh, yes, the criminal cases are kind of interesting, too.
Did you catch Cracker on the tube the other night? Did you see the bit where Coltrane's smarmy colleague jumps off the roof?
by Fearman June 18, 2007
by Fearman September 13, 2007
1. Orange drink Britvic tried flogging about twenty years ago.
2. Maximum age at which a woman generally looks sexy to a sex-starved guy in his late twenties.
3. Maximum speed it is safe to hover around on a 60 mph speed limit road with speed traps likely to be around the curve.
2. Maximum age at which a woman generally looks sexy to a sex-starved guy in his late twenties.
3. Maximum speed it is safe to hover around on a 60 mph speed limit road with speed traps likely to be around the curve.
New Britvic 55, new Britvic 55, NEW!!!
She's still gorgeous at 55, and there's definitely no chance of knocking her up.
I'm doing 55. Better not push it with the cops out.
She's still gorgeous at 55, and there's definitely no chance of knocking her up.
I'm doing 55. Better not push it with the cops out.
by Fearman November 01, 2007
Nickname for George W Bush. Taken from first two initials, and the name of Sheriff JW Pepper, a bumbling idiotic Deep Southern sheriff turning up in two of the Roger Moore Bond movies. Suits him, honest.
by Fearman October 08, 2007
Something pleasant or useful found while looking for something else. Inspired by a Persian fairy story, "The Three Princes of Serendip".
I initially wanted to date Moira, but she turned out to be an awful bore and she snorted when she laughed, which I can't stand. She did however get me in touch with a car dealer who makes really cool custom cars, top quality and dirt cheap, three of which I bought within a year. That was a real piece of serendipity.
by Fearman April 09, 2008
One of those hairs often found growing in facial hair that seem to consist of at least ten normal hairs welded together and that you simply can't resist the urge to pull out; fortunately, frequently an easy operation.
by Fearman August 25, 2007