The awkward moment when you think that you’re talking to someone you know because of how they look like from the backside but once they turn around you realize they’re a complete stranger.
Hey Caroline, hold up! I know you’re really mad at me but I can explain!
*person turns around*
“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”
*person turns around*
“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”
by Father Abraham II February 12, 2019
Someone who thinks that you’ll get sick by drinking Corona beer or eating Chinese food, but not by going to a crowded beach or partying with a bunch of friends in a fucking mosh pit
Mark is French kissing every chick at the club but he won’t call his sick mom because he thinks he’ll catch it through the phone. He a pandemoron
by Father Abraham II April 18, 2020
Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.
by Father Abraham II February 03, 2022
The smallest penis size. Behind 8=D and 8==D. The largest penis size is 8=================(until you run out of room)D
Jake looks very handsome, but I don't know if I'd fuck him because I heard he's 8D.
Bill drives a monster truck? He must be a total 8D.
Bill drives a monster truck? He must be a total 8D.
by Father Abraham II April 11, 2021
Currently a dangerous threat to public health. Pandumbasses are people who don't know how to stay 6 feet apart, cover their mouth when they sneeze, and try to talk and shake hands with every single person they meet in public. They are a lot more susceptible to not only catch the disease themselves but also pass it on to other people.
Pandumbasses on Spring Break are partying anyway and don't care that they could pass corona to literally hundreds of other people.
Pandumbasses took to the State Capitol to protest social distancing guidelines designed to save people's lives.
Steve didn't wash his hands after using a public bathroom but wouldn't buy Corona beer because it was just too risky - what a Pandumbass
Pandumbasses took to the State Capitol to protest social distancing guidelines designed to save people's lives.
Steve didn't wash his hands after using a public bathroom but wouldn't buy Corona beer because it was just too risky - what a Pandumbass
by Father Abraham II April 18, 2020
You probably looked up the word cock because you wanted to look for definitions of penis, you immature asshat
by Father Abraham II November 29, 2018
Many people do not know this but there is actually a feature on your car called a "turn signal." The turn signal is a stick behind your steering wheel that when utilized, flashes an orange light on the outside of your car. The orange light then informs other drivers which direction you are thinking about fucking going.
Dumbass Friend: I just don't get it, whenever I turn or switch lanes, someone honks at me and gives me the middle finger.
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?
by Father Abraham II August 08, 2017