Father Abraham II's definitions
Use your calculated IQ to find your intelligence ranking
150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!
150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!
by Father Abraham II May 22, 2017
Get the Trump Supportermug. The awkward moment when you think that you’re talking to someone you know because of how they look like from the backside but once they turn around you realize they’re a complete stranger.
Hey Caroline, hold up! I know you’re really mad at me but I can explain!
*person turns around*
“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”
*person turns around*
“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”
by Father Abraham II February 12, 2019
Get the Bawkwardmug. A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.
I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.
by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022
Get the Stationary Jet Lagmug. I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018
Get the when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowlmug. Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.
by Father Abraham II February 2, 2022
Get the Jesus Weekendmug. Currently a dangerous threat to public health. Pandumbasses are people who don't know how to stay 6 feet apart, cover their mouth when they sneeze, and try to talk and shake hands with every single person they meet in public. They are a lot more susceptible to not only catch the disease themselves but also pass it on to other people.
Pandumbasses on Spring Break are partying anyway and don't care that they could pass corona to literally hundreds of other people.
Pandumbasses took to the State Capitol to protest social distancing guidelines designed to save people's lives.
Steve didn't wash his hands after using a public bathroom but wouldn't buy Corona beer because it was just too risky - what a Pandumbass
Pandumbasses took to the State Capitol to protest social distancing guidelines designed to save people's lives.
Steve didn't wash his hands after using a public bathroom but wouldn't buy Corona beer because it was just too risky - what a Pandumbass
by Father Abraham II April 18, 2020
Get the Pandumbassmug. My car always smells like Seth Rogen's Signature Fragrance™, so I always have to cover the car with Fabreeze whenever I get pulled over by the cops.
by Father Abraham II June 17, 2019
Get the Seth Rogen's Signature Fragrance™mug.