The awkward moment when you think that you’re talking to someone you know because of how they look like from the backside but once they turn around you realize they’re a complete stranger.
Hey Caroline, hold up! I know you’re really mad at me but I can explain!
*person turns around*
“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”
*person turns around*
“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”
by Father Abraham II February 12, 2019
The smallest penis size. Behind 8=D and 8==D. The largest penis size is 8=================(until you run out of room)D
Jake looks very handsome, but I don't know if I'd fuck him because I heard he's 8D.
Bill drives a monster truck? He must be a total 8D.
Bill drives a monster truck? He must be a total 8D.
by Father Abraham II April 11, 2021
Someone who thinks that you’ll get sick by drinking Corona beer or eating Chinese food, but not by going to a crowded beach or partying with a bunch of friends in a fucking mosh pit
Mark is French kissing every chick at the club but he won’t call his sick mom because he thinks he’ll catch it through the phone. He a pandemoron
by Father Abraham II April 18, 2020
You probably looked up the word cock because you wanted to look for definitions of penis, you immature asshat
by Father Abraham II November 29, 2018
A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.
I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.
by Father Abraham II March 15, 2022
My car always smells like Seth Rogen's Signature Fragrance™, so I always have to cover the car with Fabreeze whenever I get pulled over by the cops.
by Father Abraham II June 18, 2019
Use your calculated IQ to find your intelligence ranking
150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!
150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!
by Father Abraham II May 22, 2017