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narc is short for narcotics officer. It is used to refer to someone who tells a figure of authority about drug use.

To narc is the action of telling an authority figure about drug use.
Johnny fuckin narced on me and the cops took all my herb.

Muthafuckin narc!
by Fatass December 23, 2004

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j/k
a short hand version for "just kidding" used by those who can't type well. It is often verbally spoken by people who think that it's cool to sound like a moron.
Well, I did yr mom last night. J/k, lol. Ow, all this high-level thinking's makin' my brain hurt. Gtg, see ya l8r.
by Fatass February 12, 2003

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A minor expression of grief
Well fucktis...
by fatass February 22, 2003

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the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.
"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."
by Fatass February 13, 2003

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The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.
Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb
by Fatass February 25, 2003

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a common phrase used after your parents are heard walking by your room while you are in "the act".
CREEK...CREEK
"Whoa, what was that?!"
"Shh its ok."
by Fatass February 13, 2003

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1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.
1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)
by Fatass February 12, 2003

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