Definitions by Fat Bastard

pokin 

A teaser turd; shit that is not quite ready to come out

"I got a turtlehead pokin out me ass"

pokin by Fat Bastard March 26, 2003

shizzing 

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

shizzing by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

phew

the phrase commonly used after taking a massive dump

"grrrr" "mmmmmm" "hoooo" ~barooomph~ "phew"

phew by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

boodissey 

a smell that is clearly all of the following mixed: butt - dick - ass - pussy (budissy)

my bed smelled like boodissey after we had sex for 2 hours

boodissey by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

turtle head by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

crotch fat 

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

crotch fat by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

movers disease

When your chest hangs over your drawers

That plumber has serious "movers disease"

movers disease by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002