Las Vegas slang for the Westward Ho Casino - so named for its dumpy, scummy appearance and clientele.
We walked into Westward Hole for the 5 cent coffee, but left quickly when we saw all the grubby dirtbags hanging out there.
by Fast Bobby January 21, 2004

Literally a public urinal in most major European cities, but sometimes a creative way of saying you are pissed off, or pissed off at someone, or someone is an idiot; sometimes used as an exclamation.
by Fast Bobby April 12, 2004

When I got the new MICROTOUCH trimmer, I found it to be so handy for trimming those hard-to-get earillas.
by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

Instead of getting a full haircut, Gina trimmed up my gorillas for me, and I was good to go.
I'll throw in an extra five if you trim up my gorillas.
I'll throw in an extra five if you trim up my gorillas.
by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.
After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.
by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009

That lime green lesiure suit is the tartoofala!
by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004

When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of a woman; the woman will look upon the male friends of this person as simply uncouth drunkards!
Hey Soup Can, why don't you try drinking that beer instead of nursing it; everyone in this house is sick and tired of you getting a leg up night after night and stealing our pussy!
by Fast Bobby September 23, 2004
