A word made by some bros on the way back from Washington : The act of shitting on a toilette while a girl is also shitting on toilette facing each other and porking at the same time.
by a group of mofos from NH June 24, 2011
Get the Dumpkinmug. you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to dump in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head
by Spackler* May 19, 2010
Get the dumpkinmug. by jsr9055 December 28, 2011
Get the dumpkinmug. 1. carve a pumpkin with a sad expression on it.
2. defecate inside said carved pumpkin.
3. place newly created DUMPKIN on/in/or around another person's porch, steps, or house.
2. defecate inside said carved pumpkin.
3. place newly created DUMPKIN on/in/or around another person's porch, steps, or house.
"hey harry, why does you pumpkin look so sad?"
"oh, this ol dumpkin? it's because i took a shit in it."
"oh, this ol dumpkin? it's because i took a shit in it."
by courderoy montgomery February 27, 2008
Get the dumpkinmug. Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from someone sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Yo, my girl and I had Mexican for dinner last night, and when we came home, she gave me the fattest dumpkin ever.
by Dean and the Nighthawk March 7, 2005
Get the dumpkinmug. 1. (n). a malicious crap taken into the top of a carved pumpkin on Halloween.
2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".
2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".
Last halloween John took a dumpkin in Janes Jack-O-Lantern to pay her back for being such a bitch, but she found out and baked him a dumpkin pie.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the dumpkinmug. Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from a girl sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Last night, after going out to eat at Bobby Big Sleep's Burrito Barn with my girlfriend and her best friend, all 3 of us had the runs, so, when we came home, my girl gave me a dumpkin while I glass-bottomed boat her best friend.
by Nighthawk and the Dean March 21, 2005
Get the dumpkinmug.